SA Politics Thread Part 10 : The GNU Has Crashed

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Sultan Mustafa said:
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And there it is. Convenient timing.
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Wasn't it classified as Top Secret?

Ah yes.
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Ramaphosa’s Phala Phala report classified as ‘Top-Secret’

Minister of Police Senzo Mchunu announced that the IPID report on the Phala Phala farm theft is classified as "top secret."
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Mchunu added that IPID was satisfied with SAPS’s response, but the report was classified as “top secret” under Paragraph 3.4.4 of the Minimum Information Security Standards, meaning it cannot be disclosed unless formally declassified.
 
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Sultan Mustafa said:
https://twitter.com/x/status/1917153002713911787

And there it is. Convenient timing.
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With Apologies to Bob Marley & the Wailers... 😛 🇿🇦

Buffalo Salesman​

Squiddel Phala-Phala Couchstuffer.jpeg

Buffalo Salesman, dreadlock Rasta
There was a Buffalo Salesman
In the heart of Limpopo
Stolen from Phala Phala, brought to Namibia
Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival

I mean it, when I analyze the stench
To me, it makes a lot of sense
How the dreadlock Rasta was the Buffalo Salesman
And money was taken from Phala-Phala, brought to Namibia
Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival

Said he was a Buffalo Salesman, dreadlock Rasta
Buffalo Salesman, in the heart of Limpopo

If you know your history
Then you would know where you coming from
Then you wouldn't have to ask me
Who the heck do I think I am

I'm just a Buffalo Salesman
In the heart of Limpopo
Stolen from Phala Phala, brought to Namibia
Said he was fighting on arrival
Fighting for survival
Said he was a Buffalo Salesman
Win the war for Africa

Said he, woe yoy yoy, woe yoy yoy yoy
Woe yoy yoy yo, yoy yoy yoy yo

Woe yoy yoy, woe yoy yoy yoy
Woe yoy yoy yo, yoy yoy yoy yo

Buffalo Salesman, troddin' through the land woah
Said he wanna ran, then you wanna hand
Troddin' through the land, yeah, yeah

Said he was a Buffalo Salesman
Win the war for Africa

Buffalo Salesman, dreadlock Rasta
Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival
Driven from the mainland
To the heart of the Limpopo

Singing, woe yoy yoy, woe yoy yoy yoy
Woe yoy yoy yo, yoy yoy yoy yo

Woe yoy yoy, woe yoy yoy yoy
Woe yoy yoy yo, yoy yoy yoy yo

Troddin' through Bela-Bela
In the arms of Limpopo
Troddin' through Phala Phala, a Buffalo Salesman
Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival
Buffalo Salesman, dreadlock Rasta

Woe yoy yoy, woe yoy yoy yoy
Woe yoy yoy yo, yoy yoy yoy yo

Woe yoy yoy, woe yoy yoy yoy
Woe yoy yoy yo, yoy yoy yoy yo
 
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Fourways traffic lights fail again, after just 2 weeks | Fourways Review

Councillor David Foley attributes the malfunctioning traffic lights to the practice of tipping informal traffic directors, suggesting that it incentivises them to tamper with the lights to maintain their source of income. Councillor David Foley attributes the malfunctioning traffic lights to the...
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TheChamp said:
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Fourways traffic lights fail again, after just 2 weeks | Fourways Review

Councillor David Foley attributes the malfunctioning traffic lights to the practice of tipping informal traffic directors, suggesting that it incentivises them to tamper with the lights to maintain their source of income. Councillor David Foley attributes the malfunctioning traffic lights to the...
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Yip. These self-appointed traffic wardens are up to no good anywhere. I am sure they view functioning robots as loss of their income. Someone should have a PP partnership to clap them..
 
Sideshow Bob said:
Yip. These self-appointed traffic wardens are up to no good anywhere. I am sure they view functioning robots as loss of their income. Someone should have a PP partnership to clap them..
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Lungiswa Ntshuntshe will be injected with drugs of honesty, integrity and patriotism and she shall be a completely a new black experiment.
 
TheChamp said:
Some serious stomach politics going on these days, but it must be open season ever since Bongani Baloyi joined MK, but politically it doesn't make much sense, how would anyone in the DA ever take her seriously?
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It is reminiscent of the Mmusi days when anyone who was black was welcomed with open arms, even if they loved ANC policies.

I do however trust our fearless leaders Helen and Geordin to have thoroughly vetted the New Democrat who must have gone through a massive internal political realignment. We can’t afford to have another Phumzile Van Damme
 
Sideshow Bob said:
Yip. These self-appointed traffic wardens are up to no good anywhere. I am sure they view functioning robots as loss of their income. Someone should have a PP partnership to clap them..
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I don't know what amount of financial benefit is there, in my side of town they genuinely look like they are enjoying themselves, I have never seen anyone give them money, most drivers just get on with it as soon as they wave them on, actually slowing the traffic down sounds more beneficial as it it gives them time to beg.
 
TheChamp said:
I don't know what amount of financial benefit is there, in my side of town they genuinely look like they are enjoying themselves, I have never seen anyone give them money, most drivers just get on with it as soon as they wave them on, actually slowing the traffic down sounds more beneficial as it it gives them time to beg.
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Fourways people are quite something. I have seen people giving McD, KFC food and R20 notes.
 
Inertia said:
It is reminiscent of the Mmusi days when anyone who was black was welcomed with open arms, even if they loved ANC policies.

I do however trust our fearless leaders Helen and Geordin to have thoroughly vetted the New Democrat who must have gone through a massive internal political realignment. We can’t afford to have another Phumzile Van Damme
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Jokes aside, many okes from multiple parties in CoCT walked over to the DA recently. Most notably the ANC COCT leader and now the EFF councillor.

Times are a-changin'. And to be honest, after watching these defections and GHL's popularity, is it possible that DA could roar back to 2/3rds of the COCT vote next year?
 
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