Science Jokes Thread.

mikeyb said:
Maths jokes?

Why do mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec.
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Why are jokes in octal not very funny?
Because 7 10 11

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Not a science joke but it's nerdy enough:


Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”

“Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”
 
There is a big mathematical party, all the functions are drinking, laughing and having a good time, except for e^x, standing alone in a corner. sinx sees this, aproaches e^x and asks: "Why don't you integrate?". e^x replies: "It doesn't make a difference....".

What did the pi say to the i? "Get real". The i replied: "Be rational".
 
Jab said:
I assume he's a christian who's still angry about Hawkins view on god, and now think it's funny laughing at handicapped people.
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I certainly hope it isn't someone laughing at a handicapped person.

I mean sure make up jokes playing on people being in wheelchairs but to just flat out laugh at someone simply because they're in a wheelchair? What kind of person would do that?
 
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porchrat said:
I certainly hope it isn't someone laughing at a handicapped person.

I mean sure make up jokes playing on people being in wheelchairs but to just flat out laugh at someone simply because they're in a wheelchair? What kind of person would do that?
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I am handicapped so why would I laugh at one. I just don't agree with his weird science views and it has nothing to do with religion, but more to do with the conspiracy that his words are being controlled by the majestic 12.

My best friend is paralysed in a wheel chair in hospital so why would I laugh anyway.

Edit: Forgot to mention I went to St. Christophers which is for Handicap people
 
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Merenwenrago said:
I am handicapped so why would I laugh at one. I just don't agree with his weird science views and it has nothing to do with religion, but more to do with the conspiracy that his words are being controlled by the majestic 12.

My best friend is paralysed in a wheel chair in hospital so why would I laugh anyway.

Edit: Forgot to mention I went to St. Christophers which is for Handicap people
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The majestic 12?

Oh man these jokes just get better and better.

Seriously though where do you people get this schit? Stop reading those websites they're rotting your brain.
 
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