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Falco

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fingers, tongues and vibrators don't ejaculate in my butt :p
Risk.
You might be a carrier of a specific disease. Have you been tested?
That person might not wash his/her hands properly. Tongue, even worse
 

STS

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Risk.
You might be a carrier of a specific disease. Have you been tested?
That person might not wash his/her hands properly. Tongue, even worse

both of us have been tested recently, but we could have given each other STDs from normal oral or penetration as well. this isn't Requiem for a Dream where we don't wash our sex toys or hands :p
 

TofuMofu

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both of us have been tested recently, but we could have given each other STDs from normal oral or penetration as well. this isn't Requiem for a Dream where we don't wash our sex toys or hands :p

You only get STD's from buttsex...well that's what Falco believes...and if it's not from a straight couple...then also.

Oh and it's not "moral" wtf that ever is...
 

Ninja'd

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precisely, there should be a law against ass penetration. It causes unnecessary STDs which has a negative economical and social impact. This in itself should be regarded as a crime.

There should be a law against any sex without the intention to procreate by that "logic".

Eks logic dictates the even sex with intent to have kids should be a crime. God knows how they negatively affect your bank balance.
 

Zewp

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tRoN let it go, these people will find a right in every wrong dude.

Ekstasis, fokof. What part of that do you not understand? Stop using every opportunity you can find to push your homophobic agenda.

Nobody likes you. Nobody wants to hear the streams of crap flowing from your fingertips. Just go away and die.
 

Grant

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right
and now for a different opinion:
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****NOT FOR CHILDREN, NOR AT WORK, USE EARPHONES - NOT SPEAKERS****
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it's a track i extracted from a club mix - never fails to make me smile.

not going to embed the video (it's just the song anyway), cause i am pretty certain some present may feverishly attack the RBP button - but it's good for a laugh.

it's about 2mins long
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i42kq0U_0s
 
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Falco

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Ekstasis, fokof. What part of that do you not understand? Stop using every opportunity you can find to push your homophobic agenda.

Nobody likes you. Nobody wants to hear the streams of crap flowing from your fingertips. Just go away and die.
That's rather hypocritical coming from a religion hater who grabs every opportunity to push the atheist agenda. Did your date not go as planned or are you still pissed off at those accusing you of being shallow?
 

Falco

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Zewp, I have the right to think differently about homosexuality. That makes me homophobic? :wtf:

This eks name calling is becoming a bit stupid but we'll ride along with it since we have something in common
 

Nick333

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Zewp, I have the right to think differently about homosexuality. That makes me homophobic? :wtf:

This eks name calling is becoming a bit stupid but we'll ride along with it since we have something in common

It's not so much that you think differently about homosexuality, it's that you seem to think about it all the time. And, in so much detail. And, specifically the anal part. It doesn't take a psychologist to see what's going on, Eks. Even the homophobes thinks the lady doth protest a bit too much. ;)











Everybody's pretty sure you're a closet pillow biter. A massive one.
 

Ocali

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some heavily opinionated fellows up in here..


this is a forum, and you are gonna get thread hijacked by people trying to force their opinion on other.. O well..

as for the whole anal think from OP, its kinky as faaaark. i personally havent done anything of the sort i wouldnt say no if the opportunity arises. I also think OP def has a problem here, how much of a problem if it is or will become is solely left on him... I know alot alot of guys that are not getting what they want at "home" so they seek it else where. that path is 1. financially straining and 2. a little risky to say the least.

Since you have posted this here, it seems to mean something to you. have a chat to the wife, maybe convince her to see a sex therapist with you, something. If you let it be for to long and suppress your need , you could be well on you way down the road of what society believes is morally incorrect, referred to in the paragraph above.

wishing you all the best.
 

Swa

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Oh oh. Another thread gone sh*t in more ways than one, OP might have been scared off. Anyway only a few ways to deal with the problem.

The way I see it no marriage should be above discussing anything. This is something that should have been discussed before marriage but as it wasn't not a lot of options left. You should both be sitting down and get to the reason why it's not acceptable. Since you've been together for 3 years you should know a lot about her personality by now. It could be that this is a real limit for her and if that's the case you are pretty much screwed (no pun intended).

On the other hand perhaps because she doesn't have anything that's a big deal for her, sounds very vanilla to me, she can't comprehend how it could be for you. From the sound of it she hasn't really explored her own sexuality and may be having the idea that it would be wrong to do so. You need to be assuring her that she can be open and trust you with any fantasies she might have. If she's satisfied I can practically guarantee that she'll return the favour. She might never be into the receiving end though.

Colonic irrigation just before?

Will this have to be done just before and like what time frame for the colon to stay clean?
I cant understand how it would for longer than say 15 min. My thinking is once you pass the sphincter you havin a party in a fudge factory. hence the chocolate collar behind the head.

the sphincter relaxes after a good reamin hence the less than expectional squeegy on exit.
Clean Prep :D
 
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