sexual advice (18+)

[Mimen]

Ha ha, what a good Friday thread. You guys made me laugh!!

 

[Skrilla]

You have to wonder why they are posting here and keep on opening if its so disturbing... perhaps they really want anal but don't know it yet

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They know it, they just cant admit it.

 

[STS]

we should have a "have you ever had something shoved up your butt" thread

 

[WaxLyrical]

Wait there was a similar thread that got lots of er.....probing.

Basically the OP wants 1 in the stink and fuk it all 4 in the stink?

 

[Ninja'd]

we should have a "have you ever had something shoved up your butt" thread

I had a small piece of soap

 

[Grant]

we should have a "have you ever had something shoved up your butt" thread

suggestion:

we should have a "what have you ever had shoved up your butt" thread

 

[tRoN]

Best advice--->Put YOUR OWN FINGER in your bum.
Don't force normal people into your sick ways.

 

[Falco]

Best advice--->Put YOUR OWN FINGER in your bum.
Don't force normal people into your sick ways.

Butt the anus is a sex organ

 

[tRoN]

Butt the anus is a sex organ

NO! It's used for shiiting!

 

[Necuno]

Best advice--->Put YOUR OWN FINGER in your bum.
Don't force normal people into your sick ways.

Not best advice, wrong advice.

You must lube and warm up before *just* shoving it in :erm:

LHC?

 

[Falco]

NO! It's used for ****ting!

That and it gives a man tremendous sexual pleasure, so it must be morally right to be penetrated by penises,fingers and other objects. As long as it's clean there's no problem.
Later when you get "gay bowel syndrome" and you can't keep the schit in, then anal pleasure will be the last thing on your mind

 

[Nick333]

NO! It's used for shiiting!

The mouth, genitals and skin are also used for excretion.

 

[Nick333]

That and it gives a man tremendous sexual pleasure, so it must be morally right to be penetrated by penises,fingers and other objects. As long as it's clean there's no problem.
Later when you get "gay bowel syndrome" and you can't keep the schit in, then anal pleasure will be the last thing on your mind

If what you claim were true, the sphincter would be the only muscle that becomes less efficient through exercise. You do realise the anal sphincter is a muscle and not a rubber band don't you?

 

[Falco]

If what you claim were true, the sphincter would be the only muscle that becomes less efficient through exercise. You do realise the anal sphincter is a muscle and not a rubber band don't you?

http://gut.bmj.com/content/26/9/869.full.pdf

Old article butt still applies. Also some info on associated increased STDs

 

[Nick333]

http://gut.bmj.com/content/26/9/869.full.pdf

Old article butt still applies. Also some info on associated increased STDs

Just limit yourself to hygenic men as lovers and/or insist on a condom, Eks. You'll be just fine. Really! The excuses you make for yourself. :wtf:

 

[tRoN]

The mouth, genitals and skin are also used for excretion.

Quick go see a doctor. It's not normal for faeces to come out of your mouth, skin and dick

 

[Nick333]

Quick go see a doctor. It's not normal for faeces to come out of your mouth, skin and dick

Quick, go read a dictionary. Urine, sweat, vomit, blood and mucous are all excretions of the body.

 

[tRoN]

Quick, go read a dictionary. Urine, sweat, vomit, blood and mucous are all excretions of the body.

Seriously??
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feces

 

[Polymathic]

Stop watching porn for a while.

 

[OrbitalDawn]

Best advice--->Put YOUR OWN FINGER in your bum.
Don't force normal people into your sick ways.

You don't have to feel guilty, others like it too.