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Koosi said:
I think the OP should rather ask these questions by writing to Dr. Adri in the Huisgenoot
Seriously though, there's far better resources on the internet for this than a broadband forum... :sick:
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Falco said:
Koosi, I stem saam. Maybe rulez need to be revised and updated. This sounds terrible close to porn
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What fscking part of the thread's title couldn't you two sticks in the mud understand.

You reek of PD troll material. Go play there instead of opening a thread that you can clearly see has sexual content just to bitch about it containing sexual content. Fscking trolls!!!
 
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Let's just ignore the trolls from now on. A flame war will get this thread closed and give the homophobes exactly what they want.
 
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Nick333 said:
Let's just ignore the trolls from now on. A flame war will get this thread closed and give the homophobes exactly what they want.
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No worry sonny, I'll leave. Don't wanna spoil a k@k thread for you "guys"
 
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Topdoggdbn said:
maybe they/me needs some re-assurance of it possibly being not as nasty as they/me thinks.
like i cant wrap my head around what to do with the d when you pull out and it has a chocolate collar. wanna run to clean it for a good polishing it deserves after all that ploughing.

or even a stray finger during cunning linguistics, cant use that hand till that fingers cleaned.

or maybe a proper colonic prior would help?
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If there's a chocolate collar when you pull out then either you're dating an incontinent person or you need to tell her to start cleaning herself properly. :sick:
 
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@OP: the sort of intimacy and fulfilment that can be had from a secure and trusting sexual partnership is amazing. The only thing I can suggest is that you talk to your wife about her fantasies and do what you can to fulfil them. Even if she fantasises about mmf threesomes you could find ways to fulfil that for her without actually inviting your friend over, if you get what I mean? The more you do to get her off the more she's likely to want to do for you.
 
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Nick333 said:
I'm big into oral. Giving and receiving. I had a gf who didn't like giving and wasn't that keen on receiving because it made her feel obligated to give in return which in my book it did. It was really a major problem for me. I think it's pretty important that partners are not only willing to do the things that get each other off but that they get off on getting their partners off.
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This is true. Nobody should ever do something they don't enjoy just for the sake of their partner.

It's difficult, though. That's why I said OP needs to consider if he wants to be in a relationship where he's not always completely sexually satisfied, but I think divorcing his wife over it might be a bit drastic. He should just talk to her about it and see if they can come to some sort of compromise.
 
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Zewp said:
This is true. Nobody should ever do something they don't enjoy just for the sake of their partner.

It's difficult, though. That's why I said OP needs to consider if he wants to be in a relationship where he's not always completely sexually satisfied, but I think divorcing his wife over it might be a bit drastic. He should just talk to her about it and see if they can come to some sort of compromise.
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I think even considering divorce at this stage would be very drastic. A great sex life, while it contributes greatly to the affection for and tolerance of each other a couple might feel, does not a good relationship make. I think we can enjoy doing almost anything for someone if we primarily enjoy giving them pleasure and I think the more pleasure we receive from someone the more we are inclined to enjoy pleasuring them. And, I think that the more we can explore and enjoy our own fantasies the more comfortable we are with exploring and enjoying things that we haven't considered or feel a bit uncomfortable with before.

The key is being unselfish. Doing something for someone only because you want them to do something for you in return doesn't cut it. You have to derive real pleasure from your partners pleasure. Seeing your partner get off should get you off.
 
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Zewp said:
If there's a chocolate collar when you pull out then either you're dating an incontinent person or you need to tell her to start cleaning herself properly. :sick:
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Colonic irrigation just before?

Will this have to be done just before and like what time frame for the colon to stay clean?
I cant understand how it would for longer than say 15 min. My thinking is once you pass the sphincter you havin a party in a fudge factory. hence the chocolate collar behind the head.

the sphincter relaxes after a good reamin hence the less than expectional squeegy on exit.
 
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Zewp said:
If there's a chocolate collar when you pull out then either you're dating an incontinent person or you need to tell her to start cleaning herself properly. :sick:
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aai aai aai carumba

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Nick333 said:
@OP: the sort of intimacy and fulfilment that can be had from a secure and trusting sexual partnership is amazing. The only thing I can suggest is that you talk to your wife about her fantasies and do what you can to fulfil them. Even if she fantasises about mmf threesomes you could find ways to fulfil that for her without actually inviting your friend over, if you get what I mean? The more you do to get her off the more she's likely to want to do for you.
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^ best advice. my partner loves sex, but she wasn't very adventurous sexually. the more you do, the more you shift the limits and the more open minded to new experiences your partner will become. some things will always be off limits, but if you can convince your partner of the reasons you enjoy it, there shouldn't be a problem.

you could also masturbate with a dildo up your butt if you think it'll help :p
 
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STS said:
^ best advice. my partner loves sex, but she wasn't very adventurous sexually. the more you do, the more you shift the limits and the more open minded to new experiences your partner will become. some things will always be off limits, but if you can convince your partner of the reasons you enjoy it, there shouldn't be a problem.

you could also masturbate with a dildo up your butt if you think it'll help :p
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Yeah, and the fact that she at least indulges his thing occasionally suggests that it's not one of her no go areas - I think there is hope there.

What I didn't mention about he gf who wasn't that into giving oral is that after 4 or 5 orgasms she'd do things to me down there that I'd never even hinted to her about. Just a pity she was one of those chicks that made you work so damn hard.
 
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