sexual advice (18+)

ScottulusMaximus · May 30, 2014

Zewp said:
Anyway, on the discussion of your girlfriend, it's a tough one. You can't force her into anything, but if you really feel strongly about it then sit her down and have a talk with her about it.

If she still won't budge, then you need to consider whether you want to be in a relationship where you're not sexually compatible or not into the same kind of thing. As much as people don't like to hear it, sex is a big part of any relationship and if you're not being fully satisfied then it will harm your relationship down the line.

That^^

Skrilla · May 30, 2014

Zewp said:
That's often because some people have really bad experiences with it and then decide to never try it again. Most of my female friends claim to have tried it and refuse to do it again, citing horrible first times as the reason. Straight guys don't often know that anal sex takes a bit of preparation and patience. You can't just lube it up and shove it in.

Shot, I'm aware of that. I've got my technique down and everything.

Falco · May 30, 2014

That's sif!
We want food handlers to wash their hands before preparing our food, but we'll lick a chick's pooh crack for pleasure :wtf:

LCBXX · May 30, 2014

Zewp said:
You can't just lube it up and shove it in.

Aaaaah...well that explains a lot...

Skrilla · May 30, 2014

Falco said:
That's sif!
We want food handlers to wash their hands before preparing our food, but we'll lick a chick's pooh crack for pleasure :wtf:

Sweet, that leaves more for us real men.

ShaunSA · May 30, 2014

Falco said:
That's sif!
We want food handlers to wash their hands before preparing our food, but we'll lick a chick's pooh crack for pleasure :wtf:

Coming from someone whose head is so far up his @rse

Skrilla · May 30, 2014

I also dig it when a woman tosses my salad. It's hard to find one of those gals, but when you do - MARRY HER!

themba990 · May 30, 2014

Zewp said:
Anyway, on the discussion of your girlfriend, it's a tough one. You can't force her into anything, but if you really feel strongly about it then sit her down and have a talk with her about it.

If she still won't budge, then you need to consider whether you want to be in a relationship where you're not sexually compatible or not into the same kind of thing. As much as people don't like to hear it, sex is a big part of any relationship and if you're not being fully satisfied then it will harm your relationship down the line.

I thought it was his wife?
Also, OP, why didn't you mention your preferences before you guys were married??

I.am.Sam · May 30, 2014

grantza said:
you could start by changing your nick to BottomBoy

ShaunSA said:
That's reserved for Sam

residents gays tell me what the furk is the difference

i still dont get it

but OP ...maybe get antman to give advice on how to come out the closet

Grant · May 30, 2014

Falco said:
That's sif!
We want food handlers to wash their hands before preparing our food, but we'll lick a chick's pooh crack for pleasure :wtf:

that's because no one knows where their hands have been - on the other hand, everyone knows where their own tongue has been.

Skrilla · May 30, 2014

I.am.Sam said:
residents gays tell me what the furk is the difference

i still dont get it

but OP ...maybe get antman to give advice on how to come out the closet

just coz he likes some ass doesn't mean he's gay

AstroTurf · May 30, 2014

this-is-it said:
So it has taken me a couple of years to get enough courage to "talk" about this.would like to have your input,whether its positive or negative. It all started with my first intimate girlfriend.we sat in a jacuzi and she asked me,can I stick my finger in your ass (meaning my ass). The idea of us doing that never crossed my mind but I said ja ok why not, i am willing to experiment. I didnt really like the feeling of it, but i loved the thought of it (girl doing something naughty for my pleasure).

After that she would do it to me while we have sex every now and again. Would get me to climax almost instantly. Tried anal sex with her a couple of times but she said it was too painful. Then we broke up. Same story as above with my second intimate partner. These two girls were on the wild side,which I liked but it caused endless hastles. Wanted a chilled gf, met her and then I got married. Been 3 years now.thing is,i am still craving this anal attention,both ways (to me and her). But she isnt into it at all. She does rub my ass every now and again,and lets me touch hers.but thats as far as it goes. I was used to more than that, and constantly want that everytime we have sex. So currently I get my fix from anal porn, and thata not really how I want to do things. And no, ther isnt even a question that I am gay, girls are my thing,end of story.

Now I can imagine all of this might sound a bit sick.is it? Am I screwed in the head? Are there other guys that enjoy it? Have tried to juat forget about anal,but ja,like a craving that doesnt stop. Cheating is not an option,I am not that type of guy.

Thoughts please

Buy yourself a buttplug.
Stick it in your bum without telling your wife before sex.
After sex pull it out in front of her as if there is nothing unusual about it.

Maverick Jester · May 30, 2014

Falco said:
That's sif!
We want food handlers to wash their hands before preparing our food, but we'll lick a chick's pooh crack for pleasure :wtf:

You just can't resist any thread related to some anal situation, can you Eks? Sheesh, that closet door must be bursting at the hinges for you to come out of...

ponder · May 30, 2014

Zewp said:
You can't just lube it up and shove it in.

I'm going in dry

Zewp · May 30, 2014

themba990 said:
I thought it was his wife?
Also, OP, why didn't you mention your preferences before you guys were married??

Oh, I must have missed that part. Yes, that complicates matters a lot.

Skrilla · May 30, 2014

ponder said:
I'm going in dry

The anus is dry and dusty?

Skrilla · May 30, 2014

I wouldn't even mind if a woman gave it to me with a strap-on. One life. live it. and all that. Free your minds people.

TJ99 · May 30, 2014

I always wondered where girls got the idea that us men liked this stuff. I thought there was a new movie out or something.

Topdoggdbn · May 30, 2014

maybe they/me needs some re-assurance of it possibly being not as nasty as they/me thinks.
like i cant wrap my head around what to do with the d when you pull out and it has a chocolate collar. wanna run to clean it for a good polishing it deserves after all that ploughing.

or even a stray finger during cunning linguistics, cant use that hand till that fingers cleaned.

or maybe a proper colonic prior would help?

this-is-it · May 30, 2014

is my wife ja,hence its a bit of a problem.everything else in our relationship is awesome.so I cant "dump" het cos she isnt into anal all that much.she knows I love it, so she gives me a touch every now and again.but I eould like more. guess I always thought she would relax to the idea and let it be, but its been 3 years now and Im still waiting.ao it probably wont happen.we were not overly active when we dated. so I couldnt exactly say, yo I dig your ass. she is relatively conservative, and morally against gays. and for now she only relates anal to gay.which is a tough percepyton to change

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