sexual advice (18+)

don't be scared to use your tongue like it's your job when you're down there. it's a little different to the vaheenya guys. get your lady friend to clean it a bit first. no one wants to eat ****. most of all, don't be afraid to experiment. find out likes/dislikes, you know, the basics. every part of the body can be a pleasure centre if you let it.
 
AstroTurf said:
Buy yourself a buttplug.
Stick it in your bum without telling your wife before sex.
After sex pull it out in front of her as if there is nothing unusual about it.
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^ This... If she doesn't want to use a finger, than find something even better!
 
this-is-it said:
Now I can imagine all of this might sound a bit sick.is it? Am I screwed in the head? Are there other guys that enjoy it? Have tried to juat forget about anal,but ja,like a craving that doesnt stop. Cheating is not an option,I am not that type of guy.

Thoughts please
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Nothing sick about it.
You are not screwed in the head.
There are others (a guy running an adult world recently told me strap-ons for hetero couples are their best selling item, he cannot stock them fast enough before they're sold out)

Men for whom sex is just centred around the penis are boring and one-dimentional. The only real problem you have is how to get the person you love include something in her repertoire that's she's not accustomed to, but that you like. I find openly chatting about fanasies usually sets things in motion, but I'm sure there are others with better advice on how to bridge this.

Just please don't take heed of this confused fellow ..

Falco said:
That's sif!
We want food handlers to wash their hands before preparing our food, but we'll lick a chick's pooh crack for pleasure :wtf:
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ShaunSA said:
Coming from someone whose head is so far up his @rse :whistle:
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Best comeback on any forum, ever! My friday is made .. no wait, my life is complete I can die in peace now. :D
 
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I'm big into oral. Giving and receiving. I had a gf who didn't like giving and wasn't that keen on receiving because it made her feel obligated to give in return which in my book it did. It was really a major problem for me. I think it's pretty important that partners are not only willing to do the things that get each other off but that they get off on getting their partners off.
 
Nick333 said:
I'm big into oral. Giving and receiving. I had a gf who didn't like giving and wasn't that keen on receiving because it made her feel obligated to give in return which in my book it did. It was really a major problem for me. I think it's pretty important that partners are not only willing to do the things that get each other off but that they get off on getting their partners off.
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Preach it homie.
 
As R.Kelly once said, "My mind is telling me no but my body my body's telling me yes...
 
Becasue you never tried to buttbang her before you were married, you failed to set the basic criteria of your sexlife going forward. You are now going to starve anally, for loss of a better term, unless you try this: Tell her you are into backdoor, both ways. And that this is fundamentally you. You require this once a month as a start, reciprocation included, which may increase in frequency up to twice per month, reciprocation included. One of 2 things will happen. Either she will reverse up and open her choco starfish, or she will call you a perv and dump you. If she says no and still wants to stay with you, well then i am sorry you will have to purchase backdoor elswhere. just cover your tracks.
 
Nothing wrong with you, bud. I understand exactly where you're coming from.
I don't really know how you can get over this hurdle in your relationship but don't try to suppress it and don't try to write it off as "just a thing". It isn't. Be careful that this doesn't cause you to become resentful later. Sexuality is a funny thing and it has a huge impact on our subconscious.
Communication helps but it can only go so far. Eventually, you're going to get to a point where you need to make some tough decisions. I really hope you guys get to work this out!
 
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