She wont shut the hell up!!

[Veroland]

Most men i know would rather fap fap fap for the rest of their lives than listen to moaning....

yes, fappiing much better than listning to moaning the whole time

 

[Slaine73]

yes, fappiing much better than listning to moaning the whole time

So what you're trying to say is that elbow can take much more punishment than ears?

 

[Veroland]

So what you're trying to say is that elbow can take much more punishment than ears?

yes, and once you get married the elbox is going to have to learn to take punishement

 

[Slaine73]

yes, and once you get married the elbox is going to have to learn to take punishement

LOL

 

[PsyWulf]

So what you're trying to say is that elbow can take much more punishment than ears?

You can lubricate your hand,not your ears

 

[Slaine73]

You can lubricate your hand,not your ears

You can.....but that's not kinky, that's just weird

 

[PsyWulf]

You can effectivelylubricate your hand,not your ears

Ok corrected

 

[Slaine73]

Ok corrected

LOL

 

[Veroland]

Your hand also won't mind if your other hand joins in

 

[PsyWulf]

Your hand also won't mind if your other hand joins in

Keeping it in the family...nice

 

[thatdamnJoe]

Dude, you are going to wast the best years of your life. It's now or never

+1

Skep terwyl dit reen want die groot droogte kom

 

[Keeper]

+1

Skep terwyl dit reen want die groot droogte kom

that damn joe, ur scaring even me now!

 

[Veroland]

that damn joe, ur scaring even me now!

or he is married and knows

 

[gregmcc]

Tell her to keep her moaning for bed

 

[<moLe>]

that damn joe, ur scaring even me now!

haha

 

[eek]

Without reading the whole thread (my bad)...just ask yourself....WWPBD?!? (what would Pitbull do)

 

[Veroland]

Without reading the whole thread (my bad)...just ask yourself....WWPBD?!? (what would Pitbull do)

Take her back to the kitchen and shorten ther chain

 

[Playing]

Seriously now: Run like hell.

 

[Delight]

(post from phone so PLEASE, no bitching about paragraphs-if you cant read cummings,yes cummings, move on)Regret my late arrival to this whiner-mangina pity partybut I must state the obvious..For men grappling a disgruntled member of the opposite sex,you whinge an awful lot&apart from yr S.O's,about nothing.I long for the day boys find something original to complain about..you might not realise this but highlighting inability to face issues that probably have nothing to do with you PERSONALLY(yet you wallow in imagined female inflicted victimisation)doesnt inspire much faith or put our minds at ease.Surely a 'man' will take charge&deal with situations&a 'boy' will run back to mummy after realising he lacks the skill&maturity required to back up what he said HE WANTED in the first place?Surely this poor girl has soiled her knickers&fled the scene in sheer terror of spending eternity serving an ingrate who supposedly wants her for the rest of her mortal life but wont validate her opinions or feelings (because he's too busy playing lame&wounded to think of anyone but himself)..I'd be suspicious.I mean,what the hell do you guys want?Virgin in mind,whore in bedroom,mummy in kitchen,minx in boardroom,mute in opinion yet charming in company..oh,ya..you dont have a clue.&THAT'S reassuringly alluring to what exactly?Generally speaking,men love themselves&acknowledge their buddies.When their partners leave them,that love&service goes too&they remember their mates aren't their closest confident.No need for announcements,just continue disrespecting&ignoring her needs&she'll go on her own(but u dont REALLY want that,huh?)i were her i'd make sure you felt just as useless&insecure in return..maybe start a secret blog detailing yr inability to take control,snoring,impotence etc..get u to put a little property in my name,make mention of every man I've ever been with&forget you at the alter favouring early honeymoon with 19yr old Cabana boy.That's legit moaning material-lol.Women died en mass until 40 years ago for basic gender equality&you've got us grovelling again already-pay back sounds more satisfying.We work,pay bills,feed you,clean up after you,massage your fragile dicks&egos&yet you wonder why we treat you like offspring..&we wonder why u act like it.Lottafun you give love a bad name.Let them start their new life without yr Lottabaggage.congrats&good luck!

 

[DJ...]

(post from phone so PLEASE, no bitching about paragraphs-if you cant read cummings,yes cummings, move on)Regret my late arrival to this whiner-mangina pity partybut I must state the obvious..For men grappling a disgruntled member of the opposite sex,you whinge an awful lot&apart from yr S.O's,about nothing.I long for the day boys find something original to complain about..you might not realise this but highlighting inability to face issues that probably have nothing to do with you PERSONALLY(yet you wallow in imagined female inflicted victimisation)doesnt inspire much faith or put our minds at ease.Surely a 'man' will take charge&deal with situations&a 'boy' will run back to mummy after realising he lacks the skill&maturity required to back up what he said HE WANTED in the first place?Surely this poor girl has soiled her knickers&fled the scene in sheer terror of spending eternity serving an ingrate who supposedly wants her for the rest of her mortal life but wont validate her opinions or feelings (because he's too busy playing lame&wounded to think of anyone but himself)..I'd be suspicious.I mean,what the hell do you guys want?Virgin in mind,whore in bedroom,mummy in kitchen,minx in boardroom,mute in opinion yet charming in company..oh,ya..you dont have a clue.&THAT'S reassuringly alluring to what exactly?Generally speaking,men love themselves&acknowledge their buddies.When their partners leave them,that love&service goes too&they remember their mates aren't their closest confident.No need for announcements,just continue disrespecting&ignoring her needs&she'll go on her own(but u dont REALLY want that,huh?)i were her i'd make sure you felt just as useless&insecure in return..maybe start a secret blog detailing yr inability to take control,snoring,impotence etc..get u to put a little property in my name,make mention of every man I've ever been with&forget you at the alter favouring early honeymoon with 19yr old Cabana boy.That's legit moaning material-lol.Women died en mass until 40 years ago for basic gender equality&you've got us grovelling again already-pay back sounds more satisfying.We work,pay bills,feed you,clean up after you,massage your fragile dicks&egos&yet you wonder why we treat you like offspring..&we wonder why u act like it.Lottafun you give love a bad name.Let them start their new life without yr Lottabaggage.congrats&good luck!

Having girlfriend troubles of your own, I presume?