Snails

[Ekstasis]

If you think about it, if you lie down on your stomach and roll your scrotum over your penis, it kinda looks like a snail. Then you just slither along on your stomach while ejaculating. It will be like a snail attached to a snake.

for sure gonna be someone's sig

 

[nightjar]

Guess what these two are up to:

Looks like 11 instead of 69.

 

[chrisc]

That is dual sex, one is cumming, one is going

 

[Azbubu]

That is dual sex, one is cumming, one is going

Full duplex sex.

 

[copacetic]

Looks like 11 instead of 69.

Most excellent.

 

[Ockie]

If you think about it, if you lie down on your stomach and roll your scrotum over your penis, it kinda looks like a snail. Then you just slither along on your stomach while ejaculating. It will be like a snail attached to a snake.

mmm I think I might had started to hallucinate from being tired

/blinks in fast succesion

night night

 

[RiaX]

The big garden snails we have are endangered ! ....

 

[Shake&Bake]

Guess what these two are up to:

That's Cock Docking on a whole new level!

 

[Skydrops]

The big garden snails we have are endangered ! ....

So?

 

[AlmightyBender]

snail trail

 

[Picard]

 

[AvatarS]

If you think about it, if you lie down on your stomach and roll your scrotum over your penis, it kinda looks like a snail. Then you just slither along on your stomach while ejaculating. It will be like a snail attached to a snake.

I retract my statement about you not always being weird.

 

[wrathex]

The real deal: snail slime now the latest beauty hoax :twisted:

 

[PapercutPrincess]

If you think about it, if you lie down on your stomach and roll your scrotum over your penis, it kinda looks like a snail. Then you just slither along on your stomach while ejaculating. It will be like a snail attached to a snake.

Hahahaha... wait what?

Looks like 11 instead of 69.

That is dual sex, one is cumming, one is going

Full duplex sex.

LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! Brilliant comments!

 

[Azbubu]

I almost stepped on this lil fella

 

[Azbubu]

I almost stepped on this lil fella
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Someone else wasn't as vigilant

 

[Azbubu]

[video=youtube;5xNxQfVNVR8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xNxQfVNVR8[/video]

 

[Picard]

Someone else wasn't as vigilant

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BASTARD!!! It was you!!!

 

[AstroTurf]

I don't get these guys. I always find them in the most arbitrary places. Like under some stairs railing or high up some wall or just on some brick behind a gate. What are they doing? They just stick there, for hours or even days on end.

Where are they going? I understand that they don't have a home to get to so do they just wander about? What's their reasoning behind it? Do they just decide "okay, I'm just going to take a break and hang out here for the next few minutes or days"

Waiting for rain/humidity so that they don't dry out before the next meal.

 

[Nerfherder]

Nuff said