Snowman [SALE]

[faniebraai]

Will this snowman channel my dead father?

I've heard rumors if you use his hat, pipe and scarf, but I can neither confirm or deny...

 

[Sinbad]

Instructions:

1. Add 100ml tap water to supplied ingredients
2. Freeze to make Snowman Building Cement (SBC)
3. Crush SBC into a fine powdery substance. Do NOT sniff. Keep out of reach of drug addicted children.
4. Add water to SBC so that the SBC-to-water ratio is 5:1
5. Mix thoroughly keeping SBC-water mixture between -10 and -20 degrees celcius.

Your mixture is now ready to start building.

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[Spizz]

My goodness but the weirdest "things" come from PE

Carrots used to be purple and were genetically modified by the Dutch to orange.

True story http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/04/carrots-used-to-be-purple-before-the-17th-century/

 

[AfricanTech]

I've heard rumors if you use his hat, pipe and scarf, but I can neither confirm or deny...

more missing stuff

typical bladdy gumtree skelm

Stay far away people

(I've already reported him, but it can't hurt for everyone else to do so too)

farking skelms...

 

[EMAM]

Carrots used to be purple and were genetically modified by the Dutch to orange.

True story http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/04/carrots-used-to-be-purple-before-the-17th-century/

I wasn't referring to the carrots

 

[Spizz]

I wasn't referring to the carrots

I know. I was just trying to be clever and interesting

 

[faniebraai]

Bump

















Too soon?

 

[Spizz]

Bump





Too soon?

YGM
















(You've Gone Mal)

 

[faniebraai]

YGM


(You've Gone Mal)

/anti-MALware installed

phew! crisis averted.

 

[Baxteen]

Mal Latin for bad.






like that joke

 

[Electric]

apparently the shops sell these snowmen in a bottle kits.

 

[faniebraai]

Mal Latin for bad.






like that joke

 

[faniebraai]

apparently the shops sell these snowmen in a bottle kits.

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Don't be fooled by cheap imitations. They are filled with god-only-knowns what chemicals.

My ingredients are 100% organic and gluten free.
Banting friendly!

 

[Electric]

Don't be fooled by cheap imitations. They are filled with god-only-knowns what chemicals.

My ingredients are 100% organic and gluten free.
Banting friendly!

Ahem

Still spring water
Dairy Free Gluten Free Nut Free Soya Free Egg Free

 

[faniebraai]

Ahem

Still spring water
Dairy Free Gluten Free Nut Free Soya Free Egg Free

Chlorine free? Don't lie. All the healthy bacteria has been removed. These bacteria are a vital part of SBC!

 

[jackshiels]

You'll have to work through jingaling...

Sounds good.

YGPM OP

 

[AfricanTech]

Don't be fooled by cheap imitations. They are filled with god-only-knowns what chemicals.

My ingredients are 100% organic and gluten free.
Banting friendly!

Hmmm...

/feels for credit card...

 

[faniebraai]

Hmmm...

/feels for credit card...

But wait... there's more!

If you act now... I'll throw in this scarf for the snowman, absolutely free! that's no charge at all! mahala! niks! nada! vokol!



Straight from the boerewors curtain itself!!!!