So I got an STD... (not for sensitive peeps)

[member2204]

So use the wife's one then until the replacement arrives?

She's only got the Aventador, but that was also involved in a crash in London this week.

 

[crackersa]

I crashed my Porsche GT3 earlier this week.

lol....made me think of The Wolf on Wall Street. god that was a classic scene with the lambo.

 

[DerpiesFreud]

Its ppl like us who make myBB this crazy place

 

[tsume]

Good for you STS.

 

[-Prismo-]

<edited out, i was being a bit of a douche and attention whore and lost the overall message of what i was trying to say, my message somehow got lost in the first few posts>

Is this what i'm supposed to be seeing ?

or did i miss it and this is what he replaced the provocative story with ?

 

[STS]

Is this what i'm supposed to be seeing ?

or did i miss it and this is what he replaced the provocative story with ?

deleted the original message with the finale still in place

 

[Electric]

Was this from the 4-10 some the other night?
Or the cat?

 

[hellfire]

Pics or it didn't happen

 

[STS]

Pics or it didn't happen

pics are still coming

 

[ShaunSA]

What did I miss?

 

[Ninja'd]

What did I miss?

I missed it too. Dafuq happened?

 

[STS]

What did I miss?

i tried writing a douchey post that eventually become sweet and caught the sensitive side of STS but it backfired because i have the writing skills of an ANC spin doctor, and i sounded like a whiney bitch so i thought it was better to remove it for everyone's sake

 

[Ninja'd]

Post the original draft, you whiney bitch.

 

[ShaunSA]

i tried writing a douchey post that eventually become sweet and caught the sensitive side of STS but it backfired because i have the writing skills of an ANC spin doctor, and i sounded like a whiney bitch so i thought it was better to remove it for everyone's sake

Post the original draft, you whiney bitch.

+ 1000

Oh and ignore Pooky. He's just jealous because he never gets any.

 

[KSINGH]

why this thread in existenz?

 

[Ninja'd]

I'm intrigued as to why you feel the need to share this with strangers on the internet?

We share a lot of things on this site. Why should sexually charged stories be excluded?

 

[ShaunSA]

why this thread in existenz?

Because STS is a prick tease

 

[STS]

+ 1000

Oh and ignore Pooky. He's just jealous because he never gets any.

lady is doing a photoshoot with a fetish photographer for lots of money, needed a model to jizz on her face, she asked me to jizz on her face instead and said she'd pay me money too because she only trusted me to do it and not the other guy the photographer picked, i told her i'd still do it if it's what she wanted but she had to keep the money, i expect nothing sexual from her and try not to take advantage of her because she is 10 years younger and more innocent than me, yada yada

 

[STS]

Because STS is a prick tease

oi! that reminds me, why haven't you asked for my nudeys yet! i'm offended

 

[Ninja'd]

lady is doing a photoshoot with a fetish photographer for lots of money, needed a model to jizz on her face, she asked me to jizz on her face instead and said she'd pay me money too because she only trusted me to do it and not the other guy the photographer picked, i told her i'd still do it if it's what she wanted but she had to keep the money, i expect nothing sexual from her and try not to take advantage of her because she is 10 years younger and more innocent than me, yada yada

One man bukkake.

So when can we expect publication of the photos and where?