So I got an STD... (not for sensitive peeps)

ShaunSA

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lady is doing a photoshoot with a fetish photographer for lots of money, needed a model to jizz on her face, she asked me to jizz on her face instead and said she'd pay me money too because she only trusted me to do it and not the other guy the photographer picked, i told her i'd still do it if it's what she wanted but she had to keep the money, i expect nothing sexual from her and try not to take advantage of her because she is 10 years younger and more innocent than me, yada yada

Seems like a fair deal to me :cool:

Depending on the end result you may need to repeat this exercise a few times though.

oi! that reminds me, why haven't you asked for my nudeys yet! :mad: i'm offended :p

Wtf are your nudeys? :mad:

Better? :p
 

TehStranger

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it's still happening, she asked me to come through for the shoot, not that it's happened yet :p

This time we (I) need pics. You know, because we're (I'm) all (a) creepy internet people (person).

When is the shoot (a double entendre if there ever was one) happening, or did I miss that part?
 

STS

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This time we (I) need pics. You know, because we're (I'm) all (a) creepy internet people (person).

When is the shoot (a double entendre if there ever was one) happening, or did I miss that part?

next month, i think the invitation is extremely limited ;)
 

-Prismo-

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Pics of her, not him

Lol thanks for pointing that out, We would be sitting here with a problem if no one said that.

STS's reply would be " You didn't specify ".

So now there's no room for "complications" or "misunderstandings"
 
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