So Jesus applied to join our guild

w1z4rd

w1z4rd

Karmic Sangoma
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Location
127.0.0.1
Character name:
JesustheChrist

Level:
80

Class:
Priest ofc

Add your Armory Link here, please!:
www.vatican.va

Do you have dual-spec:
Yes

Are you willing to respec/change talents/re-glyph if the guild needs you to?:
Yes

Professions::
Carpentry and Messiah

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How many days a week can you raid?:
7

Your Previous Raid Experience(s) please provide as much information as possible:
I used to raid with 12 of my best friends but they are gone to a better place now leaving me to help those in need of help most. In my light all feel blessed.
I make Fish Feasts that will feed many mouths for days and days.

Reason you want to join RMWP:
I want to help you in your good work to spread the good pink feeling to all corners of the world.

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What are your former guilds and why did you leave/Consider Leaving?:
Catholicism - I have decided to leave as they seen to have warped and diluted my messages and teachings. With a fresh start i can begin to spread the pink message again.

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What do you do when you're not playing WoW?:
Feed the Hungry and Heal the Sick.

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Real name:
Jesus Christ

Nationality:
Israeli

Location::
Everywhere.

Age:
2009

Gender::
Male

Do you share you account with anyone?:
Yes

Anything else about you that can help support your application:?:
I would like to add that there is only one force more powerful than that of the lord and that is the power of Pink. May the pink bless you all.......

If I am accepted for a trial with RMWP, I agree to sign and adhere to the guilds code of conduct:
Yes
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One of the officers responses
Dear JC. (may I call you that?)

I must be honest - I have had a look at your armory link and notice you have no BC experience. That said the healing experience seems pretty impressive.

As much as I like the fish feast and food making ability - we already have many mages and quite a few cooks that can whip up a fairly decent gnome feast on the fly.

The walking on water stuff is covered by our crazy Death Knights and the odd flask - although you do seem to have the world first achievement on this - gratz.

I like your attitude though and you seem to be a very nice person.

Carpentry will be useful - you will need to please link your carpentry - this must be from the latest patch.

Age wise - well not bad - the other oddball in our guild who thinks he is Lord is nearly this old but you seem to be a little more sprightly than him - clearly you have some good genetics.

I need to give this more thought.... Do we really need all that healing power??? (Maybe Mikki is returning tonight) .... Do we need an all knowing power? (We have quite a few guildies that believe that they fill this roll already)

What about healing meters?? I don't mind some competition but this may be a hard act to follow and the healing team may have to all go DPS.

So although not a no vote - lets say I am undecided.
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I'm disappointed though,

"How many days a week can you raid?:
7 "

I thought he rests on the Sabbath...
 
Just_Ice said:
I'm disappointed though,

"How many days a week can you raid?:
7 "

I thought he rests on the Sabbath...
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wrong, he actually didn't rest on the Sabbath (there are a few accounts where he did work) - that is why the jews hated him! imho he was the first liberal thinking, probably way ahead of his time,

in any case I was told that Jesus played a shaman and not a priest. I mean Ank, cure disease ( he can despell rez sickness btw)....has a big hp pool( you want this guy on your arena team!)

I recommend him joining.
Btw I wouldn't imagine him speccing shadow, his trees are probably holy or that might be a passive ability.
He also has this armagedon spell, can rezurect people in command nonestop without a cast time...such an insane oke.
 
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Leostar said:
Wow, What will Satan application look like :)
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Warlock, demonic specced, unable to heal , extremely vulnable to holy damage.

has a few enslave spells, constantly likes drinking blood of animals. something along those lines. Without doubt a gnome though.
 
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