Some people

she takes alot more than a bullet from me :p

and hey i read the 1st line of the OP and i knew you wanted to bang your best buddys x
Bullet you say, then how is it that you still haven't impregnated your wife. I will come give you a practical demonstration next week.

Schit I forgot I went for the snip last year :(

Money for English lessons?
Here, take this high 5!

^5!!!
 
is that how long the draatie took? 128.25 seconds?

Dude, you are married and asked for nudes #infidelity

(one never jokingly ask for nudes..)

YY Wife:"Oh hi honey, I just jokingly porked my boss today, its no big deal.. It was all just jokingly done... the joke took about 130.50 seconds.. so it was a pretty good joke"

Not everyone is married to a prude.

Every relationship is different so who are you to know what is and isn't infidelity to any two people?

Maybe she likes to get random cock pics and YingYang approves of that.
 
is that how long the draatie took? 128.25 seconds?

Dude, you are married and asked for nudes #infidelity

(one never jokingly ask for nudes..)

YY Wife:"Oh hi honey, I just jokingly porked my boss today, its no big deal.. It was all just jokingly done... the joke took about 130.50 seconds.. so it was a pretty good joke"

my partner and i often discuss our discussions with other people, how we flirted with others throughout the day and share nudeys of other people with one another :p

btw, that member that sent me that giant shlong pic, the missus gives you a thumbs up :p
 
Well not emotionally... I'm just going to have fun with her now.




Dude... something amazing just happened. We are discussing a thread involving nudes and this girl from my home town litelary sent me a picture of her tits... like randomly 2 minutes ago..

she is going to have fun with you too :p

and the internet and world is full of tits - how are you going to get ponani from a chick who wears a chastity/promise ring? :p
 
she is going to have fun with you too :p

and the internet and world is full of tits - how are you going to get ponani from a chick who wears a chastity/promise ring? :p
I think he already did.
 
Well not emotionally... I'm just going to have fun with her now.




Dude... something amazing just happened. We are discussing a thread involving nudes and this girl from my home town litelary sent me a picture of her tits... like randomly 2 minutes ago..

You are seriously an attention seeking little mutt.
 
she is going to have fun with you too :p

and the internet and world is full of tits - how are you going to get ponani from a chick who wears a chastity/promise ring? :p

Haha no this girl lets call her S from my home town randomly sends me tits now without me asking.

last week I got nudes from a girl I met at Parks last month..

and me and crazy broke it off a week and a half ago.. friday she started taking to me, says she misses me. hooked up that night.
I really did like her and thought of a future with her even though she is crazy, but now im unsure.

friday afternoon i also had drinks with this girl I met through this chick who lives next to me, they use to have class together (this happened right before crazy started texting again.

Right. You're my candidate for poster boy for emotional detachment.

Alpha baby!
 
Haha no this girl lets call her S from my home town randomly sends me tits now without me asking.

last week I got nudes from a girl I met at Parks last month..

and me and crazy broke it off a week and a half ago.. friday she started taking to me, says she misses me. hooked up that night.
I really did like her and thought of a future with her even though she is crazy, but now im unsure.

friday afternoon i also had drinks with this girl I met through this chick who lives next to me, they use to have class together (this happened right before crazy started texting again.

I wish I was as solipsistic as this guy.
 
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