SONA 2015

[rwenzori]

So what can we expect from the Nkandla village idiot? The ANC is sublime perfection, while Jan van Riebeeck and apartheid are to blame for Eskom, SAA, SABC, the mess of education, the mess of health care, SAPS corruption, the list goes ever on?

Someone said the entire SANDF are getting bicycles with dynamos to ensure no load shedding?

 

[Sinbad]

I'm expecting a circus maximus. Live TV feeds being cut. Violence and intimidation.

 

[ellyally]

So what can we expect from the Nkandla village idiot? The ANC is sublime perfection, while Jan van Riebeeck and apartheid are to blame for Eskom, SAA, SABC, the mess of education, the mess of health care, SAPS corruption, the list goes ever on?

Someone said the entire SANDF are getting bicycles with dynamos to ensure no load shedding?

Yeah, you've got it covered... I'd add in a few comments on 'serious wasteful expenditure' by DA

One thing we can look forward to by having this idiot flap his jaw is a guaranteed load shedding free evening for all

 

[DoodleBug]

I'm expecting a circus maximus. Live TV feeds being cut. Violence and intimidation.

You forgot the power failure

 

[Kornhub]

Thought it was on Thursday?

 

[ellyally]

Thought it was on Thursday?

Yep, it is

 

[satanboy]

I try and avoid watching sh*t.

 

[The_Unbeliever]

I try and avoid watching sh*t.

Malema will most probably provide free entertainment for the day...

 

[satanboy]

Malema will most probably provide free entertainment for the day...

Not my idea of entertainment.

 

[Hamster]

I expect a snooze fest and some form of nonspecific acknowledgement that there is "room for improvement"...

...but that we've come a long way and that it's been a successful year.

 

[Jet-Fighter7700]

I'm expecting a circus maximus. Live TV feeds being cut. Violence and intimidation.

This, gonna be broadcast everywhere around the world,

So much shame if the anc decides to clamp down hard on eff

 

[daveza]

Fate of the nation.

 

[OrbitalDawn]

I predict much use of the word 'challenges'.

 

[oldBastard]

Expecting the same drivel from showerhead. Nothing more nothing less, but will be the best entertainment for the month.

 

[Albereth]

I'll be testing whether all my electrical appliances still work.

 

[The_Unbeliever]

 

[EtienneK]

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[zenmeister]

Can't wait free stand up comedy.

 

[3WA]

"Apartheid" - sip your drink
"Service delivery" - sip your drink
"ANC successes" - sip your drink
Claims about seriousness of corruption - sip your drink
DA member rolls their eyes or jeers - down your drink
EFF disrupt proceedings - down your drink
Zuma promises to pay back the money - down an entire bottle of hard liquor
Someone is dressed like a tart - down your drink
Government shirks responsibility for something - sip your drink
Zuma struggles to read something - sip your drink
Zuma gives us the middle finger - sip your drink

 

[Sinbad]

Throwback Thursday!