SONA 2015

3WA said:
"Apartheid" - sip your drink
"Service delivery" - sip your drink
"ANC successes" - sip your drink
Claims about seriousness of corruption - sip your drink
DA member rolls their eyes or jeers - down your drink
EFF disrupt proceedings - down your drink
Zuma promises to pay back the money - down an entire bottle of hard liquor
Someone is dressed like a tart - down your drink
Government shirks responsibility for something - sip your drink
Zuma struggles to read something - sip your drink
Zuma gives us the middle finger - sip your drink
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Camera accidentaly zooms in on Zuma's speech finally exposing the 48pt, bold, Comic Sans font - down an entire bottle of hard liquor
"Imperialism" - take a sip
"For all South Africans" - take a sip
"Created X number of Jobs" - take a sip
"Will create X number of Jobs" - take X/1 000 000 sips
Spot someone sleeping - take a sip
Spot someone wearing a ridiculous hat - take a sip
"Jan van Riebeek" - down your drink
Claims about being commited to education - take a sip
"Matric pass rate" - take a sip
"Loadshedding" - down your drink
Claims about reducing the crime rate - down your drink
Zuma starts singing - down your drink
"The struggle" - take a sip
 
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Knyro said:
Camera accidentaly zooms in on Zuma's speech finally exposing the 48pt, bold, Comic Sans font - down an entire bottle of hard liquor
"Imperialism" - take a sip
"For all South Africans" - take a sip
"Created X number of Jobs" - take a sip
"Will create X number of Jobs" - take X/1 000 000 sips
Spot someone sleeping - take a sip
Spot someone wearing a ridiculous hat - take a sip
"Jan van Riebeek" - down your drink
Claims about being commited to education - take a sip
"Matric pass rate" - take a sip
"Loadshedding" - down your drink
Claims about reducing the crime rate - down your drink
Zuma starts singing - down your drink
"The struggle" - take a sip
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Die of alcohol poisoning before 8pm
 
Knyro said:
Camera accidentaly zooms in on Zuma's speech finally exposing the 48pt, bold, Comic Sans font - down an entire bottle of hard liquor
"Imperialism" - take a sip
"For all South Africans" - take a sip
"Created X number of Jobs" - take a sip
"Will create X number of Jobs" - take X/1 000 000 sips
Spot someone sleeping - take a sip
Spot someone wearing a ridiculous hat - take a sip
"Jan van Riebeek" - down your drink
Claims about being commited to education - take a sip
"Matric pass rate" - take a sip
"Loadshedding" - down your drink
Claims about reducing the crime rate - down your drink
Zuma starts singing - down your drink
"The struggle" - take a sip
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why not play bull**** bingo instead? (can be adapted for this particular scenario)

http://www.bull****bingo.net/cards/bull****/

edit : meh, stupid filter... bullshyte bingo, use correct spelling...
 
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http://mg.co.za/cartoon/2015-02-12-zumas-great-power-failure/
 
News24

Medi24's parliamentary reporter Janet Heard says there appears to be a jammer in Parliament that's stopping journalists from tweeting. News24's Andrew Donaldson confirmed this.
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So much for press freedom and transparency.
 
LOL

The national Security Speech was written a few weeks ago already no doubt justifying it.
:D
 
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