SONA 2021

[ilikepi]

highlights?

yeh highlights, who got beat first by the EFF, who's the most racist this year, how many seconds it took uncle Julius to make a point of order.....the usual...

 

[Napalm2880]

highlights?

blow by blow.

 

[Jet-Fighter7700]

That's the budget speech.

whats the difference?
do we really need a speech from these incompetent muppets on how badly were f****

 

[TheChamp]

why does uncle Cyril need a speech to tell us were F****, cant we work that part out ourselves?

or is it another VOTE ANC for more F***ery moment.

First time I see you swearing like this, are you okay?

 

[pinball wizard]

whats the difference?

The budget speech tells you how ****ed you are, the SONA is the one were they make all the promises lies for the upcoming year.

 

[pinball wizard]

First time I see you swearing like this, are you okay?

Squirrel would make Mother Theresa swear.

 

[Hamster]

Drinking game. Every time he says:
- "social distancing" you drink a shot
- "deficit" you drink two shots
- "we know what we need to do" you drink five shots

 

[ilikepi]

Drinking game. Every time he says:
- "social distancing" you drink a shot
- "deficit" you drink two shots
- "we know what we need to do" you drink five shots

what if he says 'alcohol ban'?

 

[TheChamp]

Squirrel would make Mother Theresa swear.

But why?

 

[Jet-Fighter7700]

First time I see you swearing like this, are you okay?

I swear all the time, maybe you never notice,

I mean, how many words do you need to tell us were all living in Zim 2.0

 

[wbot]

Drinking game. Every time he says:
- "social distancing" you drink a shot
- "deficit" you drink two shots
- "we know what we need to do" you drink five shots

And "apartheid"?

 

[dualmeister]

what if he says 'alcohol ban'?

He does not currently have an "excuse" to ban it again.

 

[pinball wizard]

But why?

Cause he's a ****ing lying ****ing ****. Cause he's the face of the government that has systematically destroyed this country. Cause we've collectively had enough. **** him and the cANCerous ****ing horse he ****ing rode in on. ****!

 

[pinball wizard]

I mean, how many words do you need to tell us were all living in Zim 2.0

Three.

Fellow South Africans...

 

[Jet-Fighter7700]

Three.

Fellow South Africans...

... we are all F***** and we the ANC are all incompetent but you voted for us anyway, thanks for the nice retirement in Dubai,
ok, its longer, but its at least honest.

 

[Y'all Qaeda]

Cause he's a ****ing lying ****ing ****. Cause he's the face of the government that has systematically destroyed this country. Cause we've collectively had enough. **** him and the cANCerous ****ing horse he ****ing rode in on. ****!

 

[ilikepi]

He does not currently have an "excuse" to ban it again.

we just bought the wrong vaccine, we have to prepare for the 7th wave ;-)

 

[backstreetboy]

Cause he's a ****ing lying ****ing ****. Cause he's the face of the government that has systematically destroyed this country. Cause we've collectively had enough. **** him and the cANCerous ****ing horse he ****ing rode in on. ****!

 

[rh1]

Shorted SONA ever...

"Evening fellow countrymen, The state of the nation is summarised as follows, we're proper fscked. Good night."

And we are running out of money to steal, therefore we will make more loans, to ensure every connected comrade will get his or her share. We are open for business, so any cartels, syndicates may approach us and we will destroy legitimate industries if our cut is big enough. People are unemployed and hungry, but we will award a tender to our friends to establish a committee, taxes will be increased to 75%, as rich people must rely on the wonderful government services to foster integration with the disadvantaged. BEE will be amended so that only real (connected) black and our chinese friends can benefit. Eskom has been transform into a world class organisation and it can be foreseen that this trend will continue and Eskom will be continue to be a success until the country does not exist. We will invest into the parastatals as this is the backbone of broad base employment. The funds will be obtained from the pension funds. Employees are excited by having the retirement funds exposed to these higher growth rates and returns. Our policies have ensured that people have being spend more times with thier loved ones, and this will continue in the future.

 

[Sarg3_ZN]

Drinking game. Every time he says:
- "social distancing" you drink a shot
- "deficit" you drink two shots
- "we know what we need to do" you drink five shots

violence against women and children?