SONA 2021

[Sideshow Bob]

I swear all the time, maybe you never notice,

I mean, how many words do you need to tell us were all living in Zim 2.0

for crying out loud, can you please upgrade version number at least.

Zim 2.0 was deployed on May 12, 2012. Flipping move on already.

Zim 2.0

For those saying S.A is going the way of Zimbabwe, let's play spot the difference...

mybroadband.co.za

 

[ToxicBunny]

Drinking game. Every time he says:
- "social distancing" you drink a shot
- "deficit" you drink two shots
- "we know what we need to do" you drink five shots

- 'social compact' and you down a whole bottle...

You can thank me from your hospital bed later

 

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯]

- 'social compact' and you down a whole bottle...

You can thank me from your hospital bed later

Which one is the "Make Bheki cry"?

 

[CTBP]

Waffle Waffle Waffle "I am shocked we are so deep in our p@#$"

 

[Jet-Fighter7700]

for crying out loud, can you please upgrade version number at least.

Zim 2.0 was deployed on May 12, 2012. Flipping move on already.

Zim 2.0

For those saying S.A is going the way of Zimbabwe, let's play spot the difference...

mybroadband.co.za

so what Version number are we on now?
9.9 already? or have we graduated to Roman numerals?
like MMXXI or something like that already.

 

[yebocan]

Waffle Waffle Waffle "I am shocked we are so deep in our p@#$"

I prefer... "...Mr Deputy President, Madam Speaker, ...my fellow South Africans. We are royally ****ed!" the end.
SONA should be a virtual affair...cost saving and ffwd is such a nice feature...

 

[R13...]

Cyril Ramaphosa’s 1,111 days in power – what has he done?

PresidentRamaphosa delivers his fifth State of the Nation Address on 4 March. What has he achieved in these three years?

www.dailymaverick.co.za

Nice graphics which show CR has managed to achieve very little but I think it is a bit unfair as he also sorted out the NPA, sorted out SARS. Both of those are works in progress. He also tried to sort out the mess that is SSA but there he's failing because he's not making the tough decision to disband and rebuild and he's installed a Zuma supporter as minister.

 

[Flanders]

Legacy of apartheid...
Covid-19...
Tighten belts...

The end.

 

[TelkomUseless]

Legacy of apartheid...
Covid-19...
Tighten belts...

The end.

More BEE.

 

[wbot]

"No more corruption, i promise"

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

More BEE.

viva ANC

 

[ForceFate]

But why?

He's a slow boiler you know. He slowly works on your psyche until you self-destruct. Look at eg2505. He never swore even under the Saxonwold administration.

 

[Milano]

I for one am very keen to hear how they intend increasing poverty and unemployment this year.

 

[John_Phoenix]

Drinking game. Every time he says:
- "social distancing" you drink a shot
- "deficit" you drink two shots
- "we know what we need to do" you drink five shots

I got two bottles of Jack, I'ma need to go buy some more methinks.

when he starts off with those bovine eyes and a "My fellow South Africans"... Then it's on like Donkey Kong!

 

[daveza]

"No more corruption, i promise"

That goes without saying. I think it's hard-coded into the speech Word template.

 

[CB40]

****ing lying motherfucking **** gonna ****ing lie to us again. **** him.

Slow down,you'll have a fcking heart attack,but I do feel the same.l
I refuse to listen to the kak they sprout

 

[NarrowBandFtw]

for crying out loud, can you please upgrade version number at least.

Zim 2.0 was deployed on May 12, 2012. Flipping move on already.

Zim 2.0

For those saying S.A is going the way of Zimbabwe, let's play spot the difference...

mybroadband.co.za

Zim 2.0 build number 666

 

[TelkomUseless]

All lip service and some awesome amazing empty promises coming in...

 

[daveza]

"... for nearly 40 million years ..."

Young-Earthers are going to object.

40 million years is also the amount of time Van Riebeeck will be blamed for our troubles.

 

[Vrotappel]

More race baiting incoming from CR.