Soooo.. how is No Nut November going?

The_Mowgs said:
How many can you make for 3in?
My friend wants to know and he is not internet savvy
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I think it comes with a spare. So probably like 3 if you ration it.

*Answering for a friend
 
I think miss Fiona might have ruined it for a lot of people
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KT-B said:
Now that is inspired. Wonder if it can have one of those health counters - like a thrust counter. Then you can see how many calories you are burning too. Oooh next it will have skype and then that doesn't have to be pornhub. :ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:
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you laugh

On The Register there is a tale of some poor schmuck who've decided it was a good idea to have his smartwatch count his steps and have his phone read aloud his calorie/energy usage in the office whenever he walked around or so.

Aside from being irritating that is.

Until he decide to go to the loo, but forgot to take his phone with. Of course he fapped in the loo, and the phone announced his activities to the whole office by letting people know how much calories he've burnt.

Aha ha ha. Found the link. https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/02/22/techies_toilet/

Ah the perils of a connected society were evidenced once again this week when some techies we know took on a pimply faced, smartwatch clad youth as an apprentice.

The lad, it was explained to The Reg, had synced his fitness bauble to his laptop and turned up the volume so all could hear.

The young chap was working on a desk in the outer reaches of the office and every couple of hours the laptop updated all within earshot of the distance he had walked and the calories he'd burned.

Then things took a darker turn. "Unfortunately, our offices are next to one of the toilets, so well within the BlueTooth range. Click. Clunk. Lock sounds. Dink. Lid down. Pause…."

Then horror prevailed as the laptop began to furiously update all within earshot of the distances walked, the er, calories burned – along with the praise, "good job".

"Distance walked now 1.2 km, calories burned 128. Good job. Distance walked now 1.3 km, calories burned 180. Good job. Distance walked now 1.4 km, calories burned 230. Good job. Distance walked now 1.5 km, calories burned 280. Good job," the laptop reportedly blurted.

The young 'un was apparently, er, exercising in the toilet cubicle but El Reg just isn't sure if he was using his legs or just, um, one arm.
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