Speed dating thread

[Kornhub]

Age:22
language:English
sex:Male
Race:white

 

[Jennifer Lopez]

Age:22
language:English
sex:Male
Race:white

Bit on the young side.

What do you value in a relationship?

 

[tsume]

Bit on the young side.

What do you value in a relationship?

 

[Jennifer Lopez]

Just to enlighten you on the female preference:

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/21243.jpg

 

[tsume]

Just to enlighten you on the female preference:

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/21243.jpg

I'd eat that out.

 

[_Hecate_]

Electric blankets and another battery operated toy! One that resembles a rabbit. Or a dolphin if you prefer.

Excited for my date tonight!

And..... How'd the date turn out?

 

[MickeyD]

Just to enlighten you on the female preference:

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/21243.jpg

Ahhh, so you're good in the sack?

 

[ErEkTiLe_DySfUnKsHuN]

Age: 40-something
Language: English
Sex: Male
Race: White
Requires some attention but once at attention your socks will get rocked off!

 

[Jennifer Lopez]

Ahhh, so you're good in the sack?

No.

 

[Jennifer Lopez]

Age: 40-something
Language: English
Sex: Male
Race: White
Requires some attention but once at attention your socks will get rocked off!

Is this truly what'd you'd say to someone on a first date - first impressions?

 

[ErEkTiLe_DySfUnKsHuN]

Is this truly what'd you'd say to someone on a first date - first impressions?

Speed dating; there's no point in messing about.
Your rules.

 

[Jennifer Lopez]

Speed dating; there's no point in messing about.
Your rules.

Pass. You'll be of no use to me when I'm 80.
Thanks for the response tho'

 

[ErEkTiLe_DySfUnKsHuN]

Pass. You'll be of no use to me when I'm 80.
Thanks for the response tho'

You reckon you'll get to 80?
The world is ending on 21 October 2011.
Better make whoopie while you can.

 

[Jennifer Lopez]

You reckon you'll get to 80?
The world is ending on 21 October 2011.
Better make whoopie while you can.

If this the new pickup line guys are using.
So not going to get you any!

 

[ErEkTiLe_DySfUnKsHuN]

BTW I'm planning on taking my yacht on a slow cruise around the world so that, in case the world does end, I go down enjoying life to the fullest. What's the point of leaving millions in an inheritance if we are all about to die? Might as well enjoy it myself.

 

[ErEkTiLe_DySfUnKsHuN]

If this the new pickup line guys are using.
So not going to get you any!

If I was really looking for "any" I'd rather buy myself a russian bride.

 

[copacetic]

If I was really looking for "any" I'd rather buy myself a russian bride.

An Olgamatic.

*edit*

As they say in Russia, nothing sucks like an Olgamatic.

 

[MickeyD]

Then again, Russians are old news - maybe go for a few Orientals?

 

[Nocturnity]

big girls are also made up of sugar and spice and all things nice.

They're also made up of too much KFC, too much sweat and funky smells...

Ewww...

 

[Jennifer Lopez]

They're also made up of too much KFC, too much sweat and funky smells...

Ewww...

Sounds exactly how I describe guys?