Speed dating thread

Based on the manner in which we parted - words said - I myself am beginning to think that love is over-rated.

Electric blankets - also go the distance .. and you can switch them off when you've had enough ..

Electric blankets and another battery operated toy! One that resembles a rabbit. Or a dolphin if you prefer.

Excited for my date tonight!
 
Thanks! We've actually been chatting a lot, going well.

When I have dates like that, and I've done alot of chatting then upon meeting, you get the normal awkward moments, just treat her like you've known each other for ages - works out great... for me at least.
 
not into beastiality - electronic or otherwise.
let me guess - you're taking her to the zoo?

Yeah putting a collar on her first though, dont want her running away.

Seriously though, you never heard of a rabbit vibrator? Womans best friend.
 
Age: LVL99
What do you value in a relationship: Good Loot
Cry: Bad Ping
Laugh: Corrupted Blood
 
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