Speed dating thread

[Jennifer Lopez]

Did you dump the guy you were seeing this morning and looking for your "attractive billionaire" here?
Yeah I read the other thread.

What better place to search for a billionaire?

 

[Jennifer Lopez]

If a girl had a ripped body then that would be a major turn off. I don't know. I think it's because South African girls don't really do it for me. I don't like tanned skin, prefer pale.

I this this is sexy: (as an example)

But it is just an example, that's not to say it's the only look I would go for, but I have a problem in that I have to like how they look before I will be remotely interested.

Oops, I thought you were a guy

 

[Jennifer Lopez]

1.Age - Old enough to have gray hairs, young enough to know my junk still works.
2.What do you value in a relationship - Fun.
3.What makes you cry and laugh - Pain for both answers.

I like. Interested? Ask me anything you like

 

[Jennifer Lopez]

Age: Over 9000
Value: Fellatio, 69, Cunnilingus, The Family Dog, Fellatio, Butterfly, Cowgirl, Scuba Gear, Exotic, The Julius, Face to Face, Rear Entry, Handcuffs and Bukkake
Cry: That's one of my fetishes.
Laugh: When we have to clean up

If we were speed dating face to face - I would've run from the table/room/city/country

 

[Pooky]

Oops, I thought you were a guy

I am.

 

[seventhson]

Age 22
Value: Trust and honesty
Cry: governments
Laugh:Life,Drew carey

 

[Elimentals]

Age: Been legal for some years now
Value: Communication
Cry: Men dont cry... well not in public anyway
Laugh: Animals mostly

 

[Ro87]

Age: 24
Value: Mutual trust
Laugh: Big bums
Cry: Small bums

 

[Jennifer Lopez]

Age 22
Value: Trust and honesty
Cry: governments
Laugh:Life,Drew carey

pity - a few years too young.

 

[Jennifer Lopez]

Age: 24
Value: Mutual trust
Laugh: Big bums
Cry: Small bums

I am but a clone - sorry will not be able to satisfy your pleasures

 

[seventhson]

pity - a few years too young.

Prob not my type anyway

 

[Jennifer Lopez]

Age: Been legal for some years now

Cry: Men dont cry... y

Too much like my current

 

[Jennifer Lopez]

**SIGH**

Will I ever find him?

 

[medicnick83]

**SIGH**

Will I ever find him?

You trying to hard - that is what I've been told and now I have just decided to stop looking and it will happen when it happens.

 

[Jennifer Lopez]

You don't like pets? What sort of heartless odd-ball are you?

Well - seeing that the day may come, when due to the lack of alternatives, I am forced to eat them, I would rather not develop any affections toward them.

 

[Elimentals]

**SIGH**

Will I ever find him?

Maybe you should be looking for a "her"

 

[Azbubu]

Age : 27
Value : humour
Laugh : funny things
Cry : sad things

 

[Jennifer Lopez]

You trying to hard - that is what I've been told and now I have just decided to stop looking and it will happen when it happens.

I am neither a paramedic nor firefighter - therefore no man is going to be profess eternal love and gratitude due to my rescuing him from certain death.

 

[Azbubu]

Well - seeing that the day may come, when due to the lack of alternatives, I am forced to eat them, I would rather not develop any affections toward them.

I can't love you because I might have to eat you one day. Words to live by.

 

[Jennifer Lopez]

You trying to hard - that is what I've been told and now I have just decided to stop looking and it will happen when it happens.

I am neither a paramedic nor firefighter - therefore no man is going to be profess eternal love and gratitude due to my rescuing him from certain death.