Spouse's Past

[Neoprod]

Thanks for the offer, but no need. I am sure you have taught lots of woman in your trailer.

Take a bow.

 

[ice_cubes]

Just go out and have 7 one night stands to even the score. That always makes me feel better about myself.

lol! that about settles it

 

[pinball wizard]

did you ask or did you just shove it in?

Peanut butter or jam?

 

[Scary_Turtle]

I'm battling to get my head around this, lets say you only start dating at 18 from then you have one partner every 6 months until you are 22 that's 8 people.

That's taking your time to look for the right one in my opinion.

Some people worry about strange things.

 

[ice_cubes]

"you dont know what you got till its gone"

OP u gonna lose a good woman & live to regret it oneday

 

[Baxteen]

you killed the thread scary turtle!

 

[Caldo]

Peanut butter or jam?

If it is peanut butter... it will have to be the "smooth" one

 

[SauRoNZA]

Let me guess (didn't read thread).

OP only had one partner ever which is the wife and now feels he missed out.

About right?

 

[pinball wizard]

Let me guess (didn't read thread).

OP only had one partner ever which is the wife and now feels he missed out.

About right?

Yeah, but only after being with her for eleven years.

 

[SauRoNZA]

Yeah, but only after being with her for eleven years.

So he's a midlife crisis slow starter.

Text book stuff.

 

[pinball wizard]

So he's a midlife crisis slow starter.

Text book stuff.

I always said for my mid-life crisis I'd have a nice simple affair with an eighteen year old. I got them oats out of my system in between wives one and two.

 

[Idiosyncratic]

I always said for my mid-life crisis I'd have a nice simple affair with an eighteen year old. I got them oats out of my system in between wives one and two.

Wait, so it happened? Sounds like a self-fulfilling prophecy

 

[pinball wizard]

Wait, so it happened? Sounds like a self-fulfilling prophecy

Oh, no, my ex wife was a huge mistake. After eight years she went and had an affair, I booted her, got custody of the kids and had some me time to make up for the abuse I'd suffered.

I wasn't looking for anything. But after the divorce, I figured I'd get it out of my system then, rather than have it **** up my future.

 

[Mortymoose]

It's not about her....
It's about you...

On a sub conscious level, you are wondering how you compare in bed to all her previous lovers...

If you knew for a fact that she rated you as the best feck she has ever had, this thread would never have been typed!

 

[crackersa]

Peanut butter or jam?

Good old spit

 

[pinball wizard]

Good old spit

Look, you can't peanut butter it in, you can jam it in. I dunno why you would want to spit unless it's from the effort of jamming.

 

[battmann]

:crylaugh:

Dude, how are things now, are you working it out?