Surtie Inheritance Scam

[PsyWulf]

Ek staan in elk geval nie terug vir jou nie - FOOL

 

[plainboy23]

Shut up jy, ekt niks vir jou te sê nie

 

[LandyMan]

Help ni n prat net engels ni, as die geld kom, kom dit in Afrikaans broer

Wel, lyk my jy sukkel met Afrikaans net soveel soos met Engels

 

[Tman*]

Hi Guys, instead of getting R5mil, I got deposited R50 into my account today

Can anyone please let me know WTF is going on?! I am about to do PK Pastoor Johan - this is a joke!

EDIT: false alarm, I checked my bank statement and it was Lotto winnings.

 

[PsyWulf]

Shut up jy, ekt niks vir jou te sê nie

Jy het sopas

 

[BusyNobody]

Well, back to Cape Town today, then back to work on Thursday. Will be on hiatus from this entertainment after that.

Are you getting paid this week @plainboy23? Or let me rephrase that: Have you told many people that you’re getting paid this week?

 

[plainboy23]

Well, back to Cape Town today, then back to work on Thursday. Will be on hiatus from this entertainment after that.

Are you getting paid this week @plainboy23? Or let me rephrase that: Have you told many people that you’re getting paid this week?

Good morning to you too, BusyNobody.

 

[BusyNobody]

Good morning to you too, BusyNobody.

Good morning.

I’m following up on a huge update I received this morning. Did you get it too?

 

[plainboy23]

Good morning.

I’m following up on a huge update I received this morning. Did you get it too?

Good evening, nee dis fine.

 

[BusyNobody]

Ag kom nou man. Moenie so issie. Ek wil net sieke maak ons het dieselfde update gekry

 

[plainboy23]

Ag kom nou man. Moenie so issie. Ek wil net sieke maak ons het dieselfde update gekry

Nie om snaaks te wees nie, waar kom die belangstelling NOU vandaan, ek dog dan die is scam besigheid.. lol .. ek pay volgende week.

 

[BusyNobody]

Nie om snaaks te wees nie, waar kom die belangstelling NOU vandaan, ek dog dan die is scam besigheid.. lol .. ek pay volgende week.

Ek’t mos iets gehoor vanoggend. Ek wil net sieke maak of it waar is. Het jy dan nie die groot update gekry van die vordering nie?

 

[plainboy23]

Ek’t mos iets gehoor vanoggend. Ek wil net sieke maak of it waar is. Het jy dan nie die groot update gekry van die vordering nie?

Jy het hierdie platform alles vir jouself, so geniet die "sirkus", I'm out..

 

[BusyNobody]

Jy het hierdie platform alles vir jouself, so geniet die "sirkus", I'm out..

Okay. See you in two months, clown!

 

[BusyNobody]

So I’ve been given a very harsh instruction this morning to “STOP ANTAGONISING THE MORONS!”

Being the submissive husband that I’ve been forcibly moulded into, I have no other option but to comply.

But before I do, let me share this:

A common trait amongst these WhatsApp groups that many of the guys posting in this thread are on, is that a lot of them have somehow managed to link an actual court case (the Surtie matter) to global conspiracy theories. How they managed to deduce that they’re able to determine that progress made in them receiving a payout from the Surtie matter is dependent on the banking crisis in the US of A is FAR, FAAAAAAAAAR beyond my level of understanding. For those who wish to be entertained by the BS being used to dupe them even further by those who’ve scammed them, have a gander below:

Absolutely NOTHING to do with the Surtie matter, you morons!

In all honesty, I empathise with these guys. Whoever managed to use this completely unrelated Telegram group to appease their concerns by deceiving them even further is either highly skilled at running a con like this, or realised very quickly that it wouldn’t take much, since these guys clearly have no idea what’s happening around them.

To those of you who have been told that the link I’ve posted above is connected to the Surtie matter, please read carefully:

If the person who took your money saying he’ll ‘invest’ it in the Surtie matter is the same person who told you to follow the updates on the Telegram group, then the chances that you have been scammed is 100%. Because if that is the case, then the chances of this person having any connection to the Surtie matter is 0%. And the chances of you ever seeing your money again is also…you guessed it (I hope)…0%!

For those of you who still don’t understand, 0% means that there’s not a chance in hell that you’ll ever see a cent of your money again.

I’m not doing this to be nasty. At least now you know that you have been scammed. And maybe now you can start doing something about it

 

[Surtie Millionaire]

Good Evening Brothers,

Firstly I want to thank those that kept this thread going in my absence, Secondly who authorized "Busy Somebody" to be so boisterous on this platform as a new comer? Did nobody inform him about the rules of engagement here?

This long paragraphs and essays are unacceptable and will not be tolerated while I'm back.

Ps. The money is coming whether you agree, your wife agrees or Battery Center agrees.

Have a lovely evening further.

 

[BusyNobody]

Well, no ‘long paragraphs’ or ‘essays’ this time. Only this:

I see the clone who came magically appeared yesterday to spread the news has just as magically disappeared.

I’m willing to bet that SurtiemillioNIL will pop up soon as well…

 

[Thugscub]

Idiots cannot be helped.
Let them suffer.

 

[Great Gatsby]

I guess R1 000 000 000 000 00 000 000 000 0000 ....takes time. After all the economic down turn going on, with inflation etc always struggling to come down I guess that number would be worth R1 000 000 in the not-too-disstant future --- Better be quick

 

[AfricanTech]