Swear words

I don't like the K word. Admittedly, I use nig gar quite a bit when addressing my homies.
 
I try not to use the f word and the s word but i have a potty mouth and sometimes i can not help myself. And i have tried to use other word in their place but it does not work.
 
No... chicks are cute... thus cute girls/women are chicks...

Would you fsck a baby chicken? Careful how you answer this one.

Back on topic: I tend to use my extensive vocabulary more than most so use alternative adjectives to traditional swearing. But sometimes there just are no possible alternatives...
 
I have to be quite careful about swearing at work ...

I usually say "Thunder!!!" directly translated from "Donder" or the more emotive pronunciation "Donner!!!".
 
I have a filthy mouth and I use it. Creative blasphemy is the best. I used to enjoy shouting the ever-classic "Your mother sucks cóck in Hell!" at my PC when I was frustrated but some bible bashes complained a few years ago so I have to mutter it under my breath these days. You should try it one day - it's incredibly therapeutic.
 
*** jou jou ***ken **** *** **** ***op van die ***ofpolisiekar concert, stupid bitch met die sif ****. Moenie my ****ak nie jou retarded teef wat die dogter is van 'n mutha****a!...

Ahhh, somme baie beter....
 
****ing Belgium!!!

I don't have personal experience of Belgium but my best friend has been living there for the last 5 years and he says it's a great place to live but with despicable people.
 
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It's your Calvinistic underwear showing ;)

Nope maybe just the redundancy of people who don't believe in the fairy tale, yet still attaches a "harcore" value to it....

Silly people IMO.

I don't say the word C*** or P*** except if I really have a reason to, like when the cops pulled me over at 3:30am :p
 
my language is ozone friendly...
Oh and if i do land up in a situation where i want to swear i get creative, well usually in those situations i can manage to have the clearest head...
 
my language is ozone friendly...
Oh and if i do land up in a situation where i want to swear i get creative, well usually in those situations i can manage to have the clearest head...

As in "oh F-F-F-Fiddlesticks!"?
 
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