Taking a dump at work

The first cigarette at home in the morning start my schit factory. The first coffee at home wakes the little minions working at the factory. Getting to work i often first visit the loo before opening my office.
Eks soos 'n hoender, as ek geëet het moet ek kak.
 
I think the worse recent experience on a loo that wasn’t the loos fault was a flight to India.. Jhb to Nairobi.. cool.. food on plane good. Enjoying movies.

Nairobi to New Delhi.. realize food they picked up didn’t work so well stomach, start sweating like crazy, run to bathroom an hour or less before landing and the loo is a mess.

Land, knuip like crazy, run to bathroom and realize that due to flight connection I can’t get medicine from checked in bag (rookie mistake). Try and buy medicine with non-English domestic terminal pharmacy while knuiping.

That started a long week or more of drinking suspension like a shot of vodka every so often.

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Oh there was also the time my wife’s cousin visited and everyone they met got this virus that made all exit holes explode typically at the same time.. so u run to the loo and decide if you want to throw up or hold it while you fill the toilet with with the runs.. or time multiplex the situation.

I’ll never forget that..
 
My anus is well behaved and knows very well to wait until we get home
 
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