Taking a dump at work

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dualmeister

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Do you ever take a dump at work?

I've only ever done it once or twice and always long before anyone else gets in :p

One of my work colleague's is starting to make his morning trip to the bog a regular event at around 8.30am and let's just say he is not subtle with his "aroma" :cry:

And then yesterday he even left a nasty surprise in the bowl as well which made me want to hurl :sick:

Not cool in the workplace man !!! Stop eating so much curry :(
 
I used to go to the bog everyday,but there were a massive variety of toilets to chose from,tune your colleague,being honest is the best way.

That or take a dump on his desk.
 
I dont take dumps anywhere but at home.
I don't understand why some people don't flush!
 
Helghast said:
I dont take dumps anywhere but at home.
I don't understand why some people don't flush!
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:sick:
You have to wonder if that's how they treat their home toilets. And not using the brush...
I hate those open toilets where the tops/bottoms are open & you can hear the guy next door groaning. I use headphones if I must use work toilets.
 
I don't have a problem dropping off the kids at the pool while at work. Just pi$$es me off if some retard hasn't flushed properly or worse - decided to take a 'leak' with the toilet seat down and left ****ing sprinkles all over the seat.
 
Somedays you walk in and just go , " OMG WTF DID THEY DO!".

People can be absolute pigs and I seriously can't understand why, they cannot do the same at home.......surely......I hope......crap.
 
We have 2 gents toilets. They basically have to be cleaned every day by the cleaning lady. If it's not "Mr Farty" pants then it's "Mr I pee everywhere except the bowl" :(

Come to think of it, "Mr Farty pants" used the same seat that "Mr I pee everywhere except the bowl" soaked the previous day.

That makes me feel better :D
 
I once walked into the toilets and this guy was taking an uber dump.. worst thing was the door was open!
He was holding on to the sides and pushed for all his life and groaned and moaned. When he was done he just got up and left. Didnt flush or wash hands!
I called him back and told him to flush and wash his hands... he did so.
 
I find the least used craphouse at work.
Usually lower level
 
pooping at home is much better (and more enjoyable) than pooping at work
 
Helghast said:
I once walked into the toilets and this guy was taking an uber dump.. worst thing was the door was open!
He was holding on to the sides and pushed for all his life and groaned and moaned. When he was done he just got up and left. Didnt flush or wash hands!
I called him back and told him to flush and wash his hands... he did so.
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Most of the guys use to leave skid marks in the toilet, that was until I would I would loudly tell them in the office to go clean it up. You would be amazed at how seldom it happens nowdays.
 
I see it as getting paid for taking a dump, so yeah I do it sometimes
 
lol - reminds me of the guy from NY who worked on the Kibbutz with me.

He took a dump in the fields ...... with the IDF border patrol troops hooting the horns on their Hummers when they saw him doing a poop ..... and they were laughing at him

a mastercard moment - priceless !!
 
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