The boss won't mind if you raid his Hustler stash, they usually keep it in the bottom most right-hand side draw. Under the box of tissues, next to the KY-jelly...
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The boss won't mind if you raid his Hustler stash, they usually keep it in the bottom most right-hand side draw. Under the box of tissues, next to the KY-jelly...
I have a dilemma, either its :
Office toilets : 2 cubicles, clean and busy so chance are I'm going to be tandem poohing with a colleague.
Labor toillets : never used apart from break time, 30+ cubicles, no locks on doors, less than hygenic.
Most of the time I use the labor toilets though... specially if it feels like its going to be a bit violent.
Office toilets : 2 cubicles, clean and busy so chance are I'm going to be tandem poohing with a colleague.
Labor toillets : never used apart from break time, 30+ cubicles, no locks on doors, less than hygenic.
Most of the time I use the labor toilets though... specially if it feels like its going to be a bit violent.
davemc
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The best is when you're in Durban giving training after a particularly adventurous night, and the client you're teaching does not have air-conditioning in their toilets.
Hotbox, now with sensational fragrance.
Hotbox, now with sensational fragrance.
There are only 2 stalls on our floor... and while they are cleaned daily, they can be a frikkin' nightmare some days.
If I HAVE to go (I try avoid it), I always make sure to wipe the seat several times and then paper the damn seat.
Takes me awhile before I'm ready to drop my rods... though sometimes if it's urgent I can do the papering REALLY quickly
If I HAVE to go (I try avoid it), I always make sure to wipe the seat several times and then paper the damn seat.
Takes me awhile before I'm ready to drop my rods... though sometimes if it's urgent I can do the papering REALLY quickly
Rocket-Boy
Honorary Master
MY wifi reaches our toilets, I often get on msn on the crapper and then tell people about what im doing. Its awesome
hoegh
Expert Member
very informative thread this 
i have a daily between 8:30 and 9, i have got the timing down so that the toilets are freshly cleaned for the day, nothing better than getting paid to take a dump and saving on loo paper (granted its not the double ply made from puppy fur type) but I work in an office with a fairly big staff complement and we have quite a few deliveries coming in and when we accidentally leave the toilet unlocked, man it gets bad! once i walked in and it appeared that someone had just pissed all over the step leading up to the urinal, hadn't even tried and its one of those steel wide ones so you don't even have to aim!
i have a daily between 8:30 and 9, i have got the timing down so that the toilets are freshly cleaned for the day, nothing better than getting paid to take a dump and saving on loo paper (granted its not the double ply made from puppy fur type) but I work in an office with a fairly big staff complement and we have quite a few deliveries coming in and when we accidentally leave the toilet unlocked, man it gets bad! once i walked in and it appeared that someone had just pissed all over the step leading up to the urinal, hadn't even tried and its one of those steel wide ones so you don't even have to aim!
Mike Hoxbig
Honorary Master
We have one guy at work who spends at least half the day locked up in the loo. How much can one person really dump? I'm convinced that he's in there jacking off to pass time.
simple_simon
Expert Member
When i was in the UK, the w@nker senior management at the bank i worked for didn't allow staff to go to the s****y client meeting room section of the building, it was 5 star. So occasionally i'd sneak into the area and go and use the bog there to make an uber dump, it was glorious. It was an individual bathroom per bog, scented handwash, ironed hand towels, flowers, snazzy art on the walls. I left some horrible odours in there for our favoured clients.
simple_simon
Expert Member
MY wifi reaches our toilets, I often get on msn on the crapper and then tell people about what im doing. Its awesome
i like your style, legend. i sms family to let them know when some truely worthy moments on the bog have occured.
No issues here with dumps at work... Just be considerate.
How to Poop at Work -> http://mistupid.com/people/page051.htm
How to Poop at Work -> http://mistupid.com/people/page051.htm
real friends mms the pics of their worthy deeds
FoRmFacTor
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Juggy
Executive Member
I normally take a dump when I wake up, BEFORE I shower to avoid the klingons all day....
As for at work, when the prairie dogs head is sticking out you gotta go man...
As for at work, when the prairie dogs head is sticking out you gotta go man...
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MickeyD
RIP
I put my cellphone on meeting mode with an "out of office" sms whenever I gotta go.
Some folks then insist on replying to my sms with a "where are you?".
Needless to say they receive a mms in reply! :twisted:
Think about this, some guy takes a dumb or piss. Flush with his unwashed hand and opens the tap with the same hand, if he washes, then proceeds to open the door. How many guys do the same thing everyday? I HATE using common toilets/urinal. Sorry guys just had to point it out.
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Picard
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Why don't you just lick your hands clean after you touched a tap that someone filthy touched before you. I mean, saliva is anti-septic.