Mortymoose
Honorary Master
It was a cold crisp breeze that slipped into the bedroom as my cellular device vibrated on the nightstand next to my warm bed......
I stretched out to silence the illuminated Korean device, catching a glimpse of the time on the digital clock, I was immediately brought to my senses apon realizing that it was 03H00 in the morn..... Way too early for my liking...
I had received a message from my Bakery Staff and had been summoned to store....
As I slipped my naked overweight body over the cusp of the bed, I kind of flicked my muscular left leg over the right, in my cloudy mind visualizing myself an Olympic gymnast...
Something pulled, somewhere down there, in the region of paradise a part of my body sent an emergency impulse to my brain....
Hours later, at work , I was to feel the full wrath of being woken up too early in the morn... for my right testicle was throbbing.... each step a sharp pain piercing my manly testicle...
So today, of all days, we have film crews and visitors wandering around this unique desert town, something about being on the shortlist on Kwela's town of the year....
I for a reason we all now know have take to walking the shop floor rubbing my crotch.... constantly..... at times even delving my once athletic arm into my Adidas underpants to adjust the marbles......
A number of customers for some reason have given me a wide berth......
Anyhow you lot! Any advice on what to do in order to alleviate the pain?
I stretched out to silence the illuminated Korean device, catching a glimpse of the time on the digital clock, I was immediately brought to my senses apon realizing that it was 03H00 in the morn..... Way too early for my liking...
I had received a message from my Bakery Staff and had been summoned to store....
As I slipped my naked overweight body over the cusp of the bed, I kind of flicked my muscular left leg over the right, in my cloudy mind visualizing myself an Olympic gymnast...
Something pulled, somewhere down there, in the region of paradise a part of my body sent an emergency impulse to my brain....
Hours later, at work , I was to feel the full wrath of being woken up too early in the morn... for my right testicle was throbbing.... each step a sharp pain piercing my manly testicle...
So today, of all days, we have film crews and visitors wandering around this unique desert town, something about being on the shortlist on Kwela's town of the year....
I for a reason we all now know have take to walking the shop floor rubbing my crotch.... constantly..... at times even delving my once athletic arm into my Adidas underpants to adjust the marbles......
A number of customers for some reason have given me a wide berth......
Anyhow you lot! Any advice on what to do in order to alleviate the pain?
