Oi that is SA politics for you. Simply add into text some lines which would be acceptable to the citizens of the country to hear. Whether the said lines are true, factual, or even remotely feasable, does not matter. After the well doctored speech is delivered, and IF someone actually is heard saying "LIEZ", then a committee needs to be appointed to investigate the impact arpartheid had on the crafty lines that were inserted into the said text. In order to give merrit to this committee, only the most honorable family members, close friends and creditors are chosen to envestigate the allegations of "LIEZ being told". Not to worry though, the honorable member will be exonorated, the main oposition party will be found to be the ruthless, lying and guilty party. The public too should not be worried at all, because after all, the oposition party, in co-hoots with apartheid, is the cause of all evil and therefore the public should not mind bankrupting themselves trying to keep in touch with family, generate an income or simply from trying to educate themselves.
All is well in the end, costs are down by 45%. The economy is booming, houses are being built, tax is being collected, gov officials lie around at home on long leave earning millions. Surely it must be going well in the country as only a rich and solid economy can sustain such indulgences. So all you people saying that your accounts have not been reduced by 45%, take a hard long look at yourself. You will then see that you really need to brush up on your chinese math skills, and you will see the truth and sleep easy at night. (BTW free chinese math classes on offer at your local gov building)
Oi!