Well upon my arrival at Builders Warehouse Tokai a few days ago, I was greeted by the familiar sight of the temperature police.
A cluster of people arrived simultaneously, so I made my way into the queue behind around 7 people ahead of me, all breathing down each other's necks as if it would somehow speed up the process.
Much to my delight, I was greeted by the aforementioned temperature police with a stare which suggested the absolute minimum amount of training and even less grasp of why she was actually employed to perform this function. She did not have the self esteem to assert any control over the mob of would-be customers, nor the intellect to actually CHECK ANY of the temperatures being displayed on the thermometer.
In true South African style, this individual was ticking all of the boxes by scanning the temperatures of every single customer as laid out in the government gazette. However, as with most people employed in such positions, this shining example of responsibility and leadership had absolutely no interest in taking note of the temperatures of any of the customers entering the store. Upon me asking her why she didn't check my temperature, nor any of the customers ahead of me, I was greeted with that quintessential blank stare and awkward silence we all know so well.
The idea that this individual was placed in this position of massive responsibility with the aim of potentially saving lives was all but non-existant. Also non-existent was the use of hand sanitiser by either the cashier, who didn't say a word to me for the remainder of the transaction after I suggested that she clean her hands before poking around inside the box of the item I was purchasing.
As a last pièce de résistance to top off my morning, I had to part ways with my till slip at the exit which security INSIST on checking to make absolutely certain that I'm only leaving the store with 1 drill instead of 17. They made double sure to go through the slip in great detail, squeezing the paper between the finger and thumb to make certain that both sides of the receipt were contaminated, before returning it to me and allowing me to leave the store with my own property. All of this, obviously, without a single hand sanitiser bottle in sight.
Great work Builders! Keep the flag flying high.