Texan Steak

[SAguy]

Buddy of mine is coming to braai sometime this weekend and says he wants to bring a texan steak..
Question is, how do I tell him we can't be friends anymore?

 

[3WA]

Dude, I'm going over to my mate's place to braai sometime this weekend, and I just told him I'm bringing a Texan steak.

 

[saor]

Question is, how do I tell him we can't be friends anymore?

 

[crackersa]

I got a Texan steak for the OP

:evil:

 

[Cray]

Meh, not as bad as asking for his steak to be well done.

 

[Binary_Bark]

Think we dealing with one of those horrible things called a Vegan

 

[SAguy]

Dude, I'm going over to my mate's place to braai sometime this weekend, and I just told him I'm bringing a Texan steak.

Hahahaha... you're in JHB so I guess we're going to different braais

 

[SAguy]

Think we dealing with one of those horrible things called a Vegan

No sies man.. Quite the opposite, hence my disappointment in him.

 

[Fulcrum29]

Texan steak is okay, if cooked right... and it better suit for 'braai' prego rolls.

 

[satanboy]

I'd put a Texan over coals anytime.

 

[3WA]

Hahahaha... you're in JHB so I guess we're going to different braais

You're missing out. We're having Texan steaks and Castle Lite.


(just kidding about the Castle Lite. I do have standards)

 

[satanboy]

You're missing out. We're having Texan steaks and Castle Lite.


(just kidding about the Castle Lite. I do have standards)

Castle Free?

 

[cerebus]

Buddy of mine is coming to braai sometime this weekend and says he wants to bring a texan steak..
Question is, how do I tell him we can't be friends anymore?

What even is the cut of that atrocious slab of stringy beef wafer? It's certainly nothing any real Texan would acknowledge.

 

[Pitbull]

Buddy of mine is coming to braai sometime this weekend and says he wants to bring a texan steak..
Question is, how do I tell him we can't be friends anymore?

Texan steak is fine... it's these Blou Bull steak shyte you need to be wary of...

 

[3WA]

Castle Free?

I'd rather drink Texan beer.

 

[Pitbull]

Castle Free?

Saw this in SPAR yesterday, I was like: :wtf: walked closer to see it's alcohol free. I got excited thinking the Spar will be serving beer now...

 

[Fulcrum29]

https://mybroadband.co.za/vb/showthread.php/355826-Texan-Steak-!

 

[saor]

Castle Free?

Lol.
It's actually a decent 0% beer.

 

[SAguy]

I'd rather drink Texan beer.

Or the juice in the texan steak bag.

 

[SAguy]

https://mybroadband.co.za/vb/showthread.php/355826-Texan-Steak-!

I see that thread is 7 years old, wonder if they are still chewing their steaks from then