The Christmas Cook!

Mortymoose

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I sit with a Christmas dilemma,

The Christmas cooking over at the Moose Mansion on the 25th is very much a routine.....

The English Mother in law, boils Gammon for yonks on end, The Wife makes seafood starters, The Moose rotates a lamb joint over some coals whilst keeping an eye on the two dead birds rotating in the Weber....

Pots stuffed to the brim with assorted veggies,stuffing steaming up the tiny Moose kitchen, people moving back and forth, the whole morning is a chore.... Roast potatoes being dipped in the hot sweaty oil.....

Moose, well he get's the evil eye early in the morn as he opens his first brew for the day, whilst elevating the level of Xmas music ....

The kitchen is thumping.....

This year I am on shift for the store, being a country store we get to shut our doors on Thursday night and open two whole days later......

This got me to thinking...... In the bakery, I have access to the below beast.....

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Now I am no expert, but according to the staff in the Bakery/Fast Food, I can come into the Bakery around 09H00..... load EVERYTHING into the machine, press various programs on the touch screen and a mere two hours later, everything will be cooked......I can even crackle Gammon in this machine...... :love:

The idea would be, I would be alone in the bakery, I can pump up the Jam, make merry ....and when the cooking be done, load everything in to warming trays and transport back to the MooseMansion a mere two minutes drive away.........

In principal, this sounds grand, but after speaking to FirstBornMoose late last night, she pointed out that part of the Christmas spirit in the house was in fact the mission going on in the kitchen, the smells, the noise the rising blood pressures......the evil eye........... and the music.....

So my dilemma being, stay at home and be the traditionalist or try something new.....

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And the risk of it not going to plan when using the Beast?

You see, that might be the issue, I can just see myself stumbling in the front door, as pissed as a jackals after nagmal and the food all fecked up........ my life would be over...... right there and then..... seem's we might be having a few guests over also.....

+1
Baby steps. Try out the oven over 2016 to refine the method and implement next Christmas.

I was thinking I could "bribe" one of my pro workers to come in on Xmas morn and "guide" me ......

(That way if the food fecks up, I can always give him a warning and blame alles on the oke! ;) )
 
Got hold of the pro cook, that master of the oven,

"Boet! What you doing on Christmas Morning? Are you still sleeping around 08:30? Are you gonna be hungover? Will you be in town?"

He replies.

"Uncle Morty, Just tell me what you want!"

I start with.....

" Do you want to earn yourself a case of beers and two cooked chickens?" , " On Christmas morning, meet me here around 08:30, We're....er...uhm, you are gonna be cooking....maybe two hours, then you can go...... If you want to, you can have a few toots whilst we cook......"

As easy as that, gonna cook in the computer oven........ will post a few snaps as the morn progresses.....
 
Does the wife know you going to be doing this?

Is she happy about it?

some women like to cook on these special day occasions and some are happy to have the chore shifted if possible, if it is the latter and you get it right it could go very well for you.....however if it is the former....it could go sooooooo very wrong
 
Isn't everyones bread going to taste like cooked meat afterwards?

Not that it's necessarily a bad thing…
 
Just came back from the FF dept, took the time out to run through the PC Oven's touchscreen....... what a piece of piss, one Youtube video later, I am an expert...... I spotted a leg of lamb on the shelf, if it is still there when I lock up tonight, I shall chuck it in the PC Oven...... press the overnight cook function.....the hot bird on Youtube told me that I would be satisfied.....
 
Never had time to cook last night, busy,busy and busy, stressed by the end of the day, dragged a customer into the TOPS@Spar to have a beer with me at closing time....

Did some more Youtubing, consider meself an expert, so told the PC Cook, that he was of the hook on Xmas day, this Moose is gonna cook on his ace.....
 
Following to see if you manage to pull this off or if the wife kills you for ruining Xmas. Hope you have a KFC budget set aside if the **** hits the fan.
 
Merry christmas, you suckers....you miserable men.....

I went into the bakery to see if the pc oven had completed her task.....

In all honesty, I was as nervous as sweaty fireman in Okie's house...

But lo and behold....tech rules, sure the mutton seemed a bit dry, but appearances can be deceptive....

The skin on the gammon looked like rubber....but the touchscreen was flashing an icon I did not know.... So I pressed it...

Up jumped a countdown clock..l.sweated...she wanted to do something in 14min.....but what!

Right before me very eyes, the rubber skin starts to swell....pop! Pop! Crackle galore...

I am impressed with this beast of a pc oven, so I stuck in two flightless birds....a mere 43min later...crispy ,juicy ..... Whatta a day...

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How much are them magic ovens in ronds? Would be nice to have a electronic cook at your beck & call.
 
How much are them magic ovens in ronds? Would be nice to have a electronic cook at your beck & call.

In South Efrican Rond?

This particular model be in the region of 100 000 South efrican rond, but we were lucky enough not to purchase it, as long as we buy x amount of Spar branded chicken for a year, we get to inherit it....

I must admit , I am going to research the Selfcooking centre more..
 
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