The Help-SSB-get-a girlfriend-project thread

It's like almost being a virgin less than once a month.
 
Ha-ha, I know a lot of people who smoke like this (me included). But maybe I'm just friends with unusually many schizos...

Sorry, don't immediately have a girlfriend in mind for you, but if you don't like online dating, you may wanna try the Smartdate (speed dating) company. Don't know if you'll be successful, but it sounds like more fun to me to meet new people in person than online.
 
PS: your list of requirements is quite short. When I jotted down my requirements for a boyfriend a few years a go, it took me less than 15 min to come up with about 68 requirements without even trying very hard...
 
68?

Did you manage to actually fund a candidate? (fund ... find ... get it? HAR HAR)
 
lol, no, I fell in love (or fell under the spell of some overpowering chemistry, to be more correct) and then you even forget you had a list...
 
So I went on IOLDating and within a day met a nice 22yo and paid for 3 months subscription to chat to her and and sent her some messages where I mentioned my name and surname and she tracked me down on facebook and then we messaged on there and now we sms and mxit al the time and I might be meeting her tomorrow for coffee!

Great success! :D
 
Well let us know how it to goes, we want details when we finally nail her as well :p

Making a list of what you are looking for in someone is the most silly thing i have ever heard of.

You will know what you want when you meet it. I suppose for men its easy, hot blonde with big tits, if that goes wrong then just about anything :p, although personally i am small tit man :) which i found so i suppose sometimes you find what your looking :)
 
killadoob said:
Well let us know how it to goes, we want details when we finally nail her as well :p

Making a list of what you are looking for in someone is the most silly thing i have ever heard of.

You will know what you want when you meet it. I suppose for men its easy, hot blonde with big tits, if that goes wrong then just about anything :p, although personally i am small tit man :) which i found so i suppose sometimes you find what your looking :)
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What, no "pics or ban"? :eek:

Anyway, the nailing will happen much sooner if I can get her into a pink Ford Focus ST for a while, can anyone help me with that? ;) :p
 
No sup was just playin about the nailing part :), but please remember don't go to coffee with a loaded gun, unload that thing and make sure you keep track of the stuff and do not pull a something about mary :p
 
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