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The 360 fanboy guide to the PS3


1. What is a PS3

The latest version of the George Foreman Grill

2. PS1&2 were game consoles why would this one be different

PS3 has no affiliation or compatibility with PS2, Any similarity is mere coincidence.

3. Seriously though, what games can you play on the PS3

Well the killer app so far is a co-op user generated penis construction game. It's cute, but so are venomous sea urcheons.

4. So what else can it do.

It can play movies off optical disc

5. So can my DVD player, my PVR, my car stereo and my fridge, so what?

It's better quality

6. What, like does it make Spiderman 3 suck less? Can it make Meryl Streep look hot? Can it edit out Pauly Shore?

No it's just more pixels.

7. So what does all that cost?

R5k for the complete Blu-Ray console experience

8. Everything?

Well... then there's R800 for the real controller ... and R150 for HD cables ... R200 for the remote control .. oh and exclusive games are now over R800 ...

9. Console Prices usually come down over time when is the PS3 getting a price cut?

It's not. It's got too many fiddly bits and is still running at a loss after 2 years on the market.

10. Apparently it's worth it because it'll have a 10 year life span

Technically polony has a life expectancy of over 10 years as well, the question is whether you really want to risk finding out ...

11. So was I a doofus buying this instead of an Xbox360?

Uh, yes you were

12. What are the power requirements for the PS3?

The power supply of a small African country is needed so make sure you stay somewhere with a stable power supply.




Happy FBF droids :p:D
 
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O.o

And here I thought someone actualy created a real FAQ like the sticky 360 one so that people that are
looking for real information can get it. A well, guess this forum is filled with kids who own 360s and for
some reason feels insecure in their purchase and needs to keep making threads like these.

For those looking for a real FAQ head over to http://www.ps3za.co.za/

Hey, some of those are real funny ;) but you could have given this thread a different topic.

/me checks on the polony .. mm.. bit green and yellow now, but hey, it might just make 10 years.
Guess I should have kept it sealed but I don't wanna be suprised by what jumps at me when I
open it finally after 10 years
 
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hmmm, no mention of the PS3 sucking more electricity than a small african country!

since the launch of the PS3 in RSA we have been having SEVERE problems with eskom being forced to loadshed
 
so thats why the stations are breaking down and we wait hours for power to come back?
RROD and then the okes who needa fix the grid sits and play on rest of the working 360's..
grrr
 
Xyber said:
O.o

And here I thought someone actualy created a real FAQ like the sticky 360 one so that people that are
looking for real information can get it. A well, guess this forum is filled with kids who own 360s and for
some reason feels insecure in their purchase and needs to keep making threads like these.

For those looking for a real FAQ head over to http://www.ps3za.co.za/

Hey, some of those are real funny ;) but you could have given this thread a different topic.

/me checks on the polony .. mm.. bit green and yellow now, but hey, it might just make 10 years.
Guess I should have kept it sealed but I don't wanna be suprised by what jumps at me when I
open it finally after 10 years
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Just ignor! Been up this ally before!!! OLD ****!
 
PythonFSi said:
Just ignor! Been up this ally before!!! OLD ****!
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Well no. M_H made this thread since forumites asked for a Ps3 FAQ to be created :rolleyes: How long ago was that? None of the ps3 gamers opted afaik
 
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eye_suc said:
hmmm, no mention of the PS3 sucking more electricity than a small african country!

since the launch of the PS3 in RSA we have been having SEVERE problems with eskom being forced to loadshed
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And thats why i love my sig
 
Xyber said:
A well, guess this forum is filled with kids who own 360s and for some reason feels insecure in their purchase and needs to keep making threads like these.
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PythonFSi said:
Just ignor! Been up this ally before!!! OLD ****!
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It is just in jest droids ...... let loose your (d)roid-rage upon Sony, it's their fault you have the inferior console and sh1tty games ;):D
 
Mephisto_Helix said:
It is just in jest droids ...... let loose your (d)roid-rage upon Sony, it's their fault you have the inferior console and sh1tty games ;):D
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Well technically it's more because they're a bunch of lazy a$$ed spoiled rich kids who couldn't take the time to put their own real FAQ together ;)
 
I must say this is a novel idea...a thread where 360 fanbois can flame away without the interference of the PS3 guys. Carry on!
 
Kerrrang! said:
I must say this is a novel idea...a thread where 360 fanbois can flame away without the interference of the PS3 guys. Carry on!
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Resistance is futile ... so is #2 ... ;)


Actually I was expecting a lot more comeback from the PS3 fanboys, you guys have been bitterly disappointing. We won FBF at 1am, so where's the sport in that? :p
 
doobiwan said:
Well technically it's more because they're a bunch of lazy a$$ed spoiled rich kids who couldn't take the time to put their own real FAQ together ;)
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Technically they wouldnt know how to but it together :D

@ Kerrang ! u responded so the thread must have hit a nerve
 
doobiwan said:
Well technically it's more because they're a bunch of lazy a$$ed spoiled rich kids who couldn't take the time to put their own real FAQ together ;)
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Dont worry, I will be puting one up soon, the problem is there is so many things The PS3 can do, and its so versatile, its gonna take some time.
 
CHURCHILL said:
Dont worry, I will be puting one up soon, the problem is there is so many things The PS3 can do, and its so versatile, its gonna take some time.
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Considering the Severe lack of knowledge u have about the console u own I wish u the best of luck
 
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