The Post Office has opened applications for non-executive board members

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Post Office looking for people with e-commerce experience

Communications Minister Solly Malatsi has issued an invitation for candidates to apply for non-executive positions on the South African Post Office's (Sapo's) board, with one of the top requirements being e-commerce experience.

The Post Office has been eyeing the online shopping space for a while. Management at its KwaZulu-Natal offices recently said focusing on online shopping and protecting its small parcel monopoly would be critical to its survival.
 
“Preference will be given to candidates who enhance diversity in skills, gender, youth, and disability representation. People with disabilities are encouraged to apply,” the invitation reads.

Does being white count as a disability at this stage or is it still too soon?

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Job requirements:

Skills - can lick a stamp and adhere it to an envelope - can also lick flap & seal envelope - (optional - can use Sellotape if you have a 'glue-tin' allergy)

Gender - please tick the appropriate box next to one of the 99 applicable genders (Multiple choices are allowed)

Youth - Proof of an ANC Youth League membership card is a mandatory requirement

Disability representation: Please state if you are a transgender quadriplegic midget, or have Tourette's, cataracts in both eyes (blindness is also allowed), suffer from one (or more) of the following - epileptic seizures, heart arrythmia, Long Covid, polio or schizophrenia / psychosis (Multiple choices are allowed)

This will ensure that your application is placed in the TOP PRIORITY category for consideration.

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RaptorSA said:
“Preference will be given to candidates who enhance diversity in skills, gender, youth, and disability representation. People with disabilities are encouraged to apply,” the invitation reads.

Does being white count as a disability at this stage or is it still too soon?

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Just whip out your dick and you will qualify as a person with a disability.
 
Will be liquidated by end of month... opening positions for management hires...

You go SAPO!!! Don't let something as inconsequential as reality stop you!! TO THE MOON!!
 
porchrat said:
Will be liquidated by end of month... opening positions for management hires...

You go SAPO!!! Don't let something as inconsequential as reality stop you!! TO THE MOON!!
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It's like walking past a fat chick's cubicle in the late 90's and glancing at the bad-resolution HP Inkjet printed email-chain inspirational posters messily thumb-tacked to the divider. You just know that getting wasted and chatting her up at the Christmas office braai is a really really k@k idea.

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The monies to fund and build this inevitable disaster... Just wow!
 
RaptorSA said:
“Preference will be given to candidates who enhance diversity in skills, gender, youth, and disability representation. People with disabilities are encouraged to apply,” the invitation reads.

Does being white count as a disability at this stage or is it still too soon?

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Jan van Riebeeck was disabled.
 
RaptorSA said:
It's like walking past a fat chick's cubicle in the late 90's and glancing at the bad-resolution HP Inkjet printed email-chain inspirational posters messily thumb-tacked to the divider. You just know that getting wasted and chatting her up at the Christmas office braai is a really really k@k idea.

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Sounds like my type.
 
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