The problem with someone else’s floater

[ajax]

Just went for a whizz at work and found someone else’s floater uhem floating in bowl. Firstly, a big stuff u to the idiot who couldn’t care less about leaving his floater floating for his esteemed colleagues.

But now the dilemma I’m faced with was what to do with the floater.

Do I try to brake down the structural integrity of the floater by peeeing on/against it? This could create an invisible spray which I am not too keen to inhale.

Do I pee such to avoid my pee colliding with it and flush multiple times to see if I can dispatch the floater to his friends below?

If the floater keeps floating after I have flushed and I leave the toilet, then if I am caught exiting the toilet just as the next “customer” enters, he would automatically assume it is my floater and I would be regarded as the idiot. I could try to exit covertly by first sticking my head out of the door slowly to check if nobody else is approaching the area and then quickly skip out.

I opted for the latter and made it. Phew, that was close.

 

[D3x!]

wahahahahahaha

 

[The_Unbeliever]

I hate floaters

 

[AfricanTech]

A large wad of loo paper dropped onto said floater usually does the trick

 

[AstroTurf]

drop in a cherry bomb and run.

 

[The_Unbeliever]

Is a floater merely a layer of poo surrounding a fart? Hence the floater? :erm:

 

[Ancalagon]

Is a floater merely a layer of poo surrounding a fart? Hence the floater? :erm:

Could be a dangerous explosive then!

More likely the, uh, content, is less dense than normal.

 

[Kloofvreter]

A large wad of loo paper dropped onto said floater usually does the trick

Yeah I can't believe the OP didn't think of this. Is this the first time he has encountered this?

 

[Mars]

You need to take the floater and pin it to the notice board along with a demand for the owner to fess up or face dna analysis and/or diameter comparison.
You could also include a list of helpful hints on diet to avoid future floaters..

 

[copacetic]

You need to take the floater and pin it to the notice board along with a demand for the owner to fess up or face dna analysis and/or diameter comparison.
You could also include a list of helpful hints on diet to avoid future floaters..

and

 

[Mike Hoxbig]

Does nobody perform a courtesy flush at the point of impact any more?

 

[ajax]

Yeah I can't believe the OP didn't think of this. Is this the first time he has encountered this?

You don't know our toilet. It specifically does NOT flush a large wad of loo paper. But perhaps I could mask the floater with that lessening the evil I have apparently committed if caught exiting the loo.

 

[wily me]

Goodness me, how bored can some get. What's becoming of MyBB topics. Must we talk shiit?

 

[porn$tar]

How utterly... droll.

 

[Wall]

Whahahahaha

 

[copacetic]

Goodness me, how bored can some get. What's becoming of MyBB topics. Must we talk shiit?

We really need to get to the bottom of this phenomenon.

 

[Mars]

I really dont see a problem with talking about something I do twice a day...

Ever have one of those "Whatalotigot" floaters? The ones that come out like a tommygun and then bob around like little mines after?

 

[satanboy]

 

[grok]

Some floaters simply refuse to follow the path of the vortex unless you beat it into submission with a stick.

Just saying ..

 

[reedOsama]

Does nobody perform a courtesy flush at the point of impact any more?

I sometimes flush whilst bombing so no one hears the explsion