The two states of every programmer

[Solarion]

 

[Pilgrim]

"Why is it not working?!?!?!?"
"Wow, it is working... why????"

 

[DominionZA]

"Damn, I'm good!"
"FFS, I am such an idiot! "

 

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[SilverNodashi]

"not engineers" I guess we all can't be programmers. Some of us have to be engineers, afterall.

 

[CamiKaze]

"Fsck this i'm done."

 

[Compton_effect]

'What a load of crap. Who wrote this?
Its some of the worst code I have ever seen.
Its like this guy had never worked with our system before.
...
Oh, wait - I did this in my first week.'

 

[cguy]

When programming a quantum computer a programmer can be in both states...

 

[saor]

When programming a quantum computer a programmer can be in both states...

Until your boss walks in and observes you...

 

[cguy]

Until your boss walks in and observes you...

Yup!

 

[Hamster]

When programming a quantum computer a programmer can be in both states...

Until your boss walks in and observes you...

Wait, you guys made a higher grade joke here....I think

 

[flippakitten]

When programming a quantum computer a programmer can be in both states...

Until your boss walks in and observes you...

Hahahahaha! Monday morning laughs

 

[Beachless]

LOL

 

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