The Walking Dead [SPOILERS]

[faniebraai]

I have complained about how crap it is, but I don't watch it anymore. Is this the place for me?

Nope. That'll be the DILLIGAF thread

 

[raind33r]

The Walking Dead: Every season summarised.

The group searches for a "safe haven" they walk for days on end in the forest, fight a few zombies along the way.
They find it - Rick takes control of the people and place (maybe kills a few of them)
A new character joins the group.
Rick has an emotional moment/breakdown. Then he snaps out of it and is all badass again.
Another character has an emotional moment.
One Character Always Struggles to Accept That Zombies Aren't People.
They search for food - the odd zombie attack happens. Sometimes other people attack during these scavenger hunts.
Obligatory love scene.
The safe haven gets overrun by zombies or attacked by another group. If it's another group, Rick's group retaliates. Lots of people die.
A main character gets killed or maimed.
They abandon the safe haven.

Rinse and repeat...

 

[faniebraai]

The Walking Dead: Every season summarised.

The group searches for a "safe haven" they walk for days on end in the forest, fight a few zombies along the way.
They find it - Rick takes control of the people and place (maybe kills a few of them)
A new character joins the group.
Rick has an emotional moment/breakdown. Then he snaps out of it and is all badass again.
Another character has an emotional moment.
One Character Always Struggles to Accept That Zombies Aren't People.
They search for food - the odd zombie attack happens. Sometimes other people attack during these scavenger hunts.
Obligatory love scene.
The safe haven gets overrun by zombies or attacked by another group. If it's another group, Rick's group retaliates. Lots of people die.
A main character gets killed or maimed.
They abandon the safe haven.

Rinse and repeat...

Why are you still watching it?

 

[akescpt]

A fan here. Lots of guys here like to perv on the (few) chicks as well.

well theres the millions of dead chicks and like a handful alive ones. alive is hot!!

 

[raind33r]

Why are you still watching it?

Guess I've invested so much time in it, I might as well continue watching.

Replace every episode, with every season

 

[raind33r]

Why are you still watching it?

Guess I've invested so much time in it, I might as well continue watching.

Replace every episode, with every season
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[faniebraai]

Guess I've invested so much time in it, I might as well continue watching.

Makes complete sense...

 

[Neoprod]

OK episode...not much to report. Abraham's existential crisis theme was strong...think he may be the lamb that gets sacrificed next.

General impressions - still not feeling the Rick-Michonne thing.Carl's been pretty good this season. Damn that was a lot of blood. Maggie looks a bit skinny...one time when I'd prefer less authenticity

 

[dualmeister]

Going in circles now. Meet new people. Are these ones good or bad? Let's find out.

 

[Ninja'd]

Did the showrunners not mention Daryll's gay a while ago? Seems why he was hesitant to answer Abraham about settling down.

Also, Jesus thinking Michonne is Coral's mom

 

[akescpt]

Going in circles now. Meet new people. Are these ones good or bad? Let's find out.

what storyline would you prefer?

 

[Gezza]

Instead of the bad guys going all out to kill the good guys, it sounds to me like this time, the good guys will be hunting the bad. Sure, the rest of the stuff has happened before if you break it down as easily as you did.

Everyone always looks for something to moan about. OOOOHHHHH...everyone is going to OOH AHH over Corals eye. Oh wait, they're not, OOOOHHH AHHHHH going in circles now.

I'm not sure what series you are watching, but I haven't seen them open a trade route with any settlement, ever. New stuff happens every episode, you're just too blind and negative to see it and to enjoy it for what it is. People surviving a zombie apocalypse. People blowing up 5 bandits with a f**king RPG cause they're tired of being taken advantage of. They wiped out the wolf clan (Was that their name?) FFS. Stop moaning and stop watching the show if it annoys you so much.

 

[dualmeister]

what storyline would you prefer?

Zombies can't swim. Find an island.

Even better. Alcatraz.

The End

 

[Ninja'd]

Zombies can't swim. Find an island.

Even better. Alcatraz.

The End

Well as long as they're not World War Z (the book) zombies.

 

[R13...]

Zombies can't swim. Find an island.

Even better. Alcatraz.

The End

They don't breathe either so they can simply walk underwater until they hit land following "the smell" of brains.

 

[dualmeister]

Aircraft carrier. No way zombies getting on there.

 

[DeathStrike]

They don't breathe either so they can simply walk underwater until they hit land following "the smell" of brains.

Think this was discussed before. Apparently after a few days of being dead the gas build up inside the dead body would make them float.

Then I wonder if sharks would eat zombies? Then would the shark be a zombie?

 

[Spizz]

I don't understand how they are falling to bits yet even in their deteriorating state, they can bite though skin without their teeth falling out. I'd have thought that after a few months of being a zombie, your teeth would fall out anyway.

Now that'd be a fun zombie apocalypse.

 

[faniebraai]

I don't understand how they are falling to bits yet even in their deteriorating state, they can bite though skin without their teeth falling out. I'd have thought that after a few months of being a zombie, your teeth would fall out anyway.

Now that'd be a fun zombie apocalypse.

So they'll gum you to death?

wait

/pictures zombie gumming coral's weiner

topkek

 

[theratman]

I don't understand how they are falling to bits yet even in their deteriorating state, they can bite though skin without their teeth falling out. I'd have thought that after a few months of being a zombie, your teeth would fall out anyway.

Now that'd be a fun zombie apocalypse.

Fiction good sir, the zombie universe has its own set of rules.