Pekingese, he could reach my knee, but then it doesn't fit in his mouth.
I thought you said you had a dog.
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Pekingese, he could reach my knee, but then it doesn't fit in his mouth.
Didn’t know you was gay!
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I thought you said you had a dog.![]()
People that ask for stuff they can’t handle.
Even the poop looks Eurocentric Ghey
And people who's car/phone setup is so loud you can hear the ringing & the whole conversation from inside the house when they're parked out in the street.Colleagues that increase their volume by 200% when they talk on the phone and then repeat the same sentence three times during the conversation.
Let's do 90 days bro.Stupidly agreeing to go no fap for a week.
Immigration and emigration. Sigh, see it a lot on Facebook where people are having immigration sales, I'm like that's a bit silly if you're not going anywhere. It's simple you're immigrating to a new country and emigrating from here. Therefore you're technically having an emigration sale... I for in and e for exit. It's the same as people who keep moaning about their body corporate, but you are one of them.
Stupidly agreeing to go no fap for a week.
It's day 2 and I'm already dying.
Was showing my girlfriend some weird porn clips and she said I probably jacked off several times watching them. Told her I don't need to fap and she said ok go a week without it and let's see. In the words of Marion Barry, bitch set me up.How did you end up in this dilemma?