Things that irritate you - Part 2

[Ninja'd]

Pekingese, he could reach my knee, but then it doesn't fit in his mouth.

I thought you said you had a dog.

 

[f2wohf]

Didn’t know you was gay!

That's because my ex had one so I was decided to take the same breed. Personally, I was more inclined towards a chihuahua or a poodle. :crylaugh:

I would have taken a mini schnauzer.

 

[f2wohf]

I thought you said you had a dog.

And what's a pekingese?

 

[Ninja'd]

Tribble?

 

[I.am.Sam]

People that ask for stuff they can’t handle.

kinky ...

 

[f2wohf]

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Tribble?

I have the cute kind (that’s mine), not the competition mop.

 

[crackersa]

I have the cute kind (that’s mine), not the competition mop.

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Even the dog looks Eurocentric Ghey

 

[The_Mowgs]

Even the poop looks Eurocentric Ghey

FTFY

 

[satanboy]

Colleagues that increase their volume by 200% when they talk on the phone and then repeat the same sentence three times during the conversation.

 

[thestaggy]

Being micromanaged.

 

[Ninja'd]

Stupidly agreeing to go no fap for a week.

 

[saor]

Colleagues that increase their volume by 200% when they talk on the phone and then repeat the same sentence three times during the conversation.

And people who's car/phone setup is so loud you can hear the ringing & the whole conversation from inside the house when they're parked out in the street.

 

[saor]

Stupidly agreeing to go no fap for a week.

Let's do 90 days bro.
Semen retention = god mode.
4 real.

 

[Ninja'd]

It's day 2 and I'm already dying.

 

[Lupus]

Immigration and emigration. Sigh, see it a lot on Facebook where people are having immigration sales, I'm like that's a bit silly if you're not going anywhere. It's simple you're immigrating to a new country and emigrating from here. Therefore you're technically having an emigration sale... I for in and e for exit. It's the same as people who keep moaning about their body corporate, but you are one of them.

 

[f2wohf]

Immigration and emigration. Sigh, see it a lot on Facebook where people are having immigration sales, I'm like that's a bit silly if you're not going anywhere. It's simple you're immigrating to a new country and emigrating from here. Therefore you're technically having an emigration sale... I for in and e for exit. It's the same as people who keep moaning about their body corporate, but you are one of them.

+1

 

[PhireSide]

I just realised that I have been running LTE-capable handsets for over three years now and not once have I seen LTE on my phone stats (Vodacom)

*checks SIM card*

32kb SIM, only capable of HSDPA

*facepalm*

Thinking back, this SIM I bought back in 2004 or thereabouts so it would make sense that it's one of the more...mature...variants

 

[Rickster]

People in line by the robot leaving 1/2 metre gaps between their cars, if they all moved up a bit they could make space for cars to join in from the adjacent road.

 

[Ho3n3r]

Stupidly agreeing to go no fap for a week.

It's day 2 and I'm already dying.

How did you end up in this dilemma?

 

[Ninja'd]

How did you end up in this dilemma?

Was showing my girlfriend some weird porn clips and she said I probably jacked off several times watching them. Told her I don't need to fap and she said ok go a week without it and let's see. In the words of Marion Barry, bitch set me up.