Things that irritate you - Part 2

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Ninja'd said:
Was showing my girlfriend some weird porn clips and she said I probably jacked off several times watching them. Told her I don't need to fap and she said ok go a week without it and let's see. In the words of Marion Barry, bitch set me up.
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:crylaugh: Wow that's clever.
 
Ninja'd said:
Was showing my girlfriend some weird porn clips and she said I probably jacked off several times watching them. Told her I don't need to fap and she said ok go a week without it and let's see. In the words of Marion Barry, bitch set me up.
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Don’t think most people in SA know who Marion Barry is. :)
 
Ninja'd said:
Was showing my girlfriend some weird porn clips and she said I probably jacked off several times watching them. Told her I don't need to fap and she said ok go a week without it and let's see. In the words of Marion Barry, bitch set me up.
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What if, and this is purely hypothetical, you;

1. Murder her and while her hand is still warm, **** yourself with it,

2. Roofy her and proceed to **** yourself with her warm hand

Would this be cheating? Would it be seen as cheating on her even? I dont know man, I just dont know but I think its worth a shot.
 
People complaining about having no money, but then a few months later you see them driving the latest Audi or BMW to work every day (whilst still complaining)
 
The_Mowgs said:
What if, and this is purely hypothetical, you;

1. Murder her and while her hand is still warm, **** yourself with it,

2. Roofy her and proceed to **** yourself with her warm hand

Would this be cheating? Would it be seen as cheating on her even? I dont know man, I just dont know but I think its worth a shot.
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Ummm

Errrrr


I’m just going to go back to work.
 
PhireSide said:
People complaining about having no money, but then a few months later you see them driving the latest Audi or BMW to work every day (whilst still complaining)
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They don't have money, they've spent it all on cars with massive residuals cause they are idiots.
 
Isn't body corporate tautological?

Corporate is derived from corpus, meaning body.
 
People that walk away mid sentence talking to them.
 
Solarion said:
People that walk away mid sentence talking to them.
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If you want to end a telephone conversation but don't want to give offense, hang up while in the middle of your own sentence. The other person will think it is a technical or environmental problem and won't feel offended. If that person immediately calls back, just don't answer.
 
cn@ said:
If you want to end a telephone conversation but don't want to give offense, hang up while in the middle of your own sentence. The other person will think it is a technical or environmental problem and won't feel offended. If that person immediately calls back, just don't answer.
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Yeah

That makes sense now

The guy that does this has had several complaints in the past from customers because he cuts them short and puts phone down.

He's now doing this like you know, in person! :crylaugh:
 
Ninja'd said:
Was showing my girlfriend some weird porn clips and she said I probably jacked off several times watching them. Told her I don't need to fap and she said ok go a week without it and let's see. In the words of Marion Barry, bitch set me up.
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Dude, you gonna get blue balls. I don't whack off at the holiday house so when we go there for a week or more over xmas and new year I either have to hope for alone time with the wife or endure the hurtin' down under.

Today I am actually irritated, my back has stripes of Stans NoTubes sealant on. Must have been a pretty nasty piece of glass in the road because the rear wheel was spraying that stuff for quite some time. At least it worked and I don't have a flat. Only a back that looks like an elephant blew it's load over me.
 
I never used to know why people moaned about repeats on DSTV, until I watched the kids channels, literally the same episode of something that showed two hours ago is back on... Two hours and it's the same episode. Lets not look at the other channels where it's stuff going back ten years and it's just repeats. Perhaps the kids channels should run over a certain period of the day so that there is actually fresh stuff?
 
satanboy said:
Maybe you are boring.

I've done this a few times, when people waffle on and on.
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Maybe. Possibly. I'm not prone to getting excited about much and don't talk much and when I do talk it often is about just every day stuff. I keep it simple and straight forward. So yeah possibly that is not enough for some people and they prefer drama or sensationalism or gossip. You won't find any of those from me.
 
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