Things that irritate you.....

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Maybe a strange one but had been annoying me forever.. Everyone at work saying hey how are you? Good and you? Good thanks whilst walking past each other. Forces me to slow down. Unnecessary fake pleasantries. Just say hi
 
Or when they say Trust you are keeping well. Don't trust, ask. And only if you really want to know
 
People who drive into the middle of an intersection although traffic up ahead isn't moving. Just because the light is green and they can. Then when they block the intersection for the next couple light changes they start squeezing in where they can or do nothing at all but I come armed with Classic fm for some tranquillity
 
Maybe a strange one but had been annoying me forever.. Everyone at work saying hey how are you? Good and you? Good thanks whilst walking past each other. Forces me to slow down. Unnecessary fake pleasantries. Just say hi

You can cut out 50% of that by not asking back "how are you". I do that.
 
Either you eat more plant fibre and drink lots of water (like in litres) or you use lube before you go to the toilet.

Piles are caused by the unnecessary stretching and friction of all the muscles around your a-hole.
It's not mine. I don't have piles
 
Sitting on the ****ter too long can cause piles. So don't take your phone/tablet with yoy

That's what my father also use to say.

Actually the reason you want to sit on the ****ter for longer is because your stuff doesn't want to come out that easily because of a non-fibrous and non-hydrating diet. And that stretching and friction and straining is what is really causing piles.

The time you spend on the loo isn't the cause, it's a secondary reaction.
 
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Bad breath. It is now reaching untenable levels with some of my colleagues.

How do their spouses handle it?
 
opening the plastic bags at the fruit & veg section of Food Lovers Market...

I can never get them open
Do you also contemplate licking your finger then stop & think about everything else you've touched in the store?
 
Parents who cannot control their kids.

Its even worse when its at your house. This past weekend the wife's cousin and her &$#*$ 6 year-old son came to sleep over. The bastard is spoiled rotten.

On Saturday evening as I was watching TV the little etter kept on kicking against the wall, so I told his mother to tell him to stop because I was watching the rugby. All she did was say in a soft tone "Jayden, stop". Not even 5 minutes later he was doing it again. Eventually I gave up and left to a friends house before I gave that laaitie a PK
 
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