Things that irritate you.....

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Valentines day is a tool used by the Capitalists to suck ignorant men into more debt, forcing them to either work harder, get a second job or go for debt counseling, which at the end is a temporary fix before D-day, when the Sheriff's truck pulls up in front of your house.

Valentines day hype irritates me
 
Noquarter said:
Valentines day is a tool used by the Capitalists to suck ignorant men into more debt, forcing them to either work harder, get a second job or go for debt counseling, which at the end is a temporary fix before D-day, when the Sheriff's truck pulls up in front of your house.

Valentines day hype irritates me
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Sweet lord, what did you do the last Valentine's day? :eek:
 
Noquarter said:
Valentines day is a tool used by the Capitalists to suck ignorant men into more debt, forcing them to either work harder, get a second job or go for debt counseling, which at the end is a temporary fix before D-day, when the Sheriff's truck pulls up in front of your house.

Valentines day hype irritates me
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Dude, its called DIY :p
 
What has 2 thumbs and had a threesome this morning

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And it irritates me that Ockie isn't here to hear about my 1 girl - 2 men adventures when i finally have a hetroflexible moment :twisted:
 
1) People who don't pay up.
2) Bikers
3) ATM Hoggers or idiots who can't use an ATM
4) People who are in debt to the hilt and try to pay for their crap at the till, using card after card until one is finally accepted.
5) People who have family gatherings at malls and in store aisles
6) People who stand at the counter at RS Components in Kyalami and can't make up their mind what they want and stand there for over 30 minutes paging through the catalogue
7) Above-mentioned store that says it has stock when I check on the website, but when I get there, "computer says no"
8) Drunk people
9) Drunk people on the roads
10) People who are too lazy and try and jump the traffic queue and try and cut into the turning lane
11) Incredible Corruption's excessive pricing
12) Annoying children, especially ones that tantrum and cry all the time
13) People who don't listen to me when I repeatedly tell them something
14) People who park like arseholes, at 30-40 degrees in a parking bay, or so close to your car you can't get in.
15) People who empty out the Woolworths on weekends, and there's nothing left by lunchtime, because they're all to effing lazy to cook.
 
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Wrap music and when someone thinks I did something I did not do and when I can not find something
 
Tech guy said:
Wrap music
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Woman who come to gym at 5AM in the morning wearing all their jewellery.
Its not like they just come from work. Then again maybe they did :p
 
People sending mail and instant messages, ending sentences with a couple of exclamation marks. No need to shout...
 
People that tell you to go to the doctor because you (and many others in the office) complain about the air quality (people coughing and sneezing all day long).
 
People who except you to go out of your way to accommodate them but won't do anything to accommodate you..
 
Koosi said:
So I am not allowed to stop there for a bite to eat after 3 hours on the road working?
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No, because you are emptying the shelfs of any goods that may be left, then what do I have to buy when I get there? Are you too lazy to make food after 3 hours on the road?

*I am using your logic against yourself, I don't shop at Woolworths
 
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