Things that irritate you.....

[Kilgore_Trout_Redux]

My new co-workers some of whom are complete weirdos.

Culprit 1.

Morbidly obese narcoleptic.

Seriously, this woman take overweight to a new level. Her organs are being crushed by her own weight which means her brain seems to be cutting out every few minutes. She literally nods off to sleep every few minutes and either startles herself awake by snoring, or when she starts falling off her chair.

Culprit 2.

Speech recognition weirdo.

This dude doesn't understand why speech recognition hasn't taken off yet and thinks of himself as the last to carry the torch. This means that our open plan office is constantly polluted by the sound of him giving orders to his PC and dictating personal work emails and other nonsense.

Grrrr.

 

[Rouxenator]

Talking about the petrol brand by any chance?

I believe it's French and that's actually the correct pronunciation.

True - we have them as client. Yet I refuse to pronounce it the French way. It's Total, not Toetaal. Just like the Americans call a Peugeot a "poo-joo". I'm not kidding, just listen to how they say Peugeot.

 

[Rouxenator]

When I want a cold tasty beverage and then...

 

[rph72]

When I want a cold tasty beverage and then...

There's always water...

 

[Rouxenator]

There's always water...

Yes, good alternative. I try to drink at least 1.5l per day while at the office.

 

[Ninja'd]

One working elevator while the other is broken. You wait for 5 minutes for it to come to you. Not a problem when I'm going down but you can't enter our floor from the staircase.

It's been a f**king week already.

 

[saor]

One working elevator while the other is broken. You wait for 5 minutes for it to come to you. Not a problem when I'm going down but you can't enter our floor from the staircase.

It's been a f**king week already.

You work in a building on a floor without a fire exit .

 

[Ninja'd]

You work in a building on a floor without a fire exit .

There is but you can't the floor from there.

 

[saor]

There is but you can't the floor from there.

U wot m8.
If there's a fire and the lift stops working you cannot exit the building?

 

[Ninja'd]

It doesn't open from the staircase. You can only exit.

 

[BeerIsNotGood...]

People jerking off on the bench next to me at the bus terminus, when there are a zillion empty benches around...
...actually, can that, just people.

:crylaugh:

 

[HavocXphere]

I've got some fine wine that I'd like to drink...yet tomorrow I'm at some event with state ministers etc

 

[HavocXphere]

Got hella burned at the beach. On my feet. Walking in shoes is going to be murder next week.

 

[Willy Strong]

Burned at the beach? Where you at? Northern hemisphere?

 

[Dave]

Burned at the beach? Where you at? Northern hemisphere?

His location under his username is a clue

 

[HavocXphere]

Burned at the beach? Where you at? Northern hemisphere?

Yup...its deceptive because the temp isn't all that high (mid 20s)...and then the sun nails you.

 

[satanboy]

lube without grit

 

[Dave]

Yup...its deceptive because the temp isn't all that high (mid 20s)...and then the sun nails you.

Havoc, are you still in the land of Merkel?

 

[Leonidas]

Parents with toddlers. The little shtts always take over and parents allow them to kick up as big a racket as they want.

It's difficult to have a normal conversation with anyone, with them around.

In yester years parents had a saying: "Kids are seen but not heard". There was a damn good reason for that.

 

[Dave]

Parents with toddlers. The little shtts always take over and parents allow them to kick up as big a racket as they want.

It's difficult to have a normal conversation with anyone with them around.

Says the school teacher :wtf: