Things that irritate you.....

[Willie Trombone]

Do you have a fetish or something?

:wtf:

You wish. Feel free to share the secret of your epic turds though, since you have issues with other people's poop. I'd hate my wife's cooking to spoil your day, it's a far cry from the day after, that I can assure you

 

[WaxLyrical]

You wish. Feel free to share the secret of your epic turds though, since you have issues with other people's poop. I'd hate my wife's cooking to spoil your day, it's a far cry from the day after, that I can assure you

So you admit to being a toilet toxic avenger?

I eat healthy thats all.

And I assume the toxicity runs in the family. Must be sexy to visit the loo after your SO has done her business.

 

[Willie Trombone]

So you admit to being a toilet toxic avenger?

I eat healthy thats all.

And I assume the toxicity runs in the family. Must be sexy to visit the loo after your SO has done her business.

Your obsession with other people's poop and the sexual connection you make is noted.
I just hope the people in your office are aware.
I suppose in some strange sort of way it is probably good to know your poop. Comparing it to others, the jury is out on that one. My advice? Don't use the toilet after someone else or mind your own business

 

[WaxLyrical]

Your obsession with and other people's poop and the sexual connection you make is noted.
I just hope the people in your office are aware.
I suppose in some strange sort of way it is probably good to know your poop. Comparing it to others, the jury is out on that one. My advice? Don't use the toilet after someone else or mind your own business

Sorry but YOU wanted to know what my crap smells like and now you calling me obsessed.

You need help - seriously.

 

[Willie Trombone]

Revelation - the bog smells like crap after you take a crap. Don't take my word for it, ask your colleagues next time. Maybe it's not just them.

 

[Splinter]

Revelation - the bog smells like crap after you take a crap. Don't take my word for it, ask your colleagues next time. Maybe it's not just them.

Lets be honest here - some folks do have dumps so noxious that they make you wonder how the toilet bowl hasn't melted away. I worked in one department before where someone had fumes so noxious it would feel like I had walked into a solid wall of stink after entering the toilets. I would always just back out very hastily.

 

[Creag]

Lets be honest here - some folks do have dumps so noxious that make you wonder how the toilet bowl hasn't melted away. I worked in one department before where someone had fumes so noxious it would feel like I had walked into a solid wall of stink after entering the toilets. I would always just back out very hastily.

I had a mate who just wouldn't go anywhere except at home. If it meant holding out for days, then that is just what he did. I suspect that the above mentioned post/s were part of the root cause of his abhorrence of water chambers.

 

[akescpt]

My selfishness... ****

 

[Splinter]

I had a mate who just wouldn't go anywhere except at home. If it meant holding out for days, then that is just what he did. I suspect that the above mentioned post/s were part of the root cause of his abhorrence of water chambers.

Could be. But I imagine after holding things in for days he had a pretty toxic bomb load himself

 

[Alton Turner Blackwood]

My selfishness... ****

What's up?

 

[Willie Trombone]

Lets be honest here - some folks do have dumps so noxious that they make you wonder how the toilet bowl hasn't melted away. I worked in one department before where someone had fumes so noxious it would feel like I had walked into a solid wall of stink after entering the toilets. I would always just back out very hastily.

And I think some people overrate their own dumps. If you're comfortable with breathing deep with the whiff of other people's dung in the air, you have bigger issues lol. Turds stink, no matter how healthy your diet. And what stinks is usually opinion, but honestly, to make a stink over someone else's bowel movements is pushing the envelope a bit far... time to MYOB lol. Now if they don't flush or do it in a corner or the pot plant... that's another story!

[video=youtube;6YjAiWFEAzs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YjAiWFEAzs[/video]

 

[The_Librarian]

Asking for quotations on computers etc, and supplier's taking his sweet time delivering

 

[akescpt]

What's up?

The struggle to be the perfect husband didn't go so leka this week and it's entirely my fault. Feeling leka *** today tbh.

 

[Alton Turner Blackwood]

The struggle to be the perfect husband didn't go so leka this week and it's entirely my fault. Feeling leka *** today tbh.

Chin up, bud. Happens to most of us

 

[Ho3n3r]

The struggle to be the perfect husband didn't go so leka this week and it's entirely my fault. Feeling leka *** today tbh.

May I ask what went wrong exactly? Don't want to pry, so if this is not something you wanna mention, feel free to tell me to sod off.

 

[Rouxenator]

The struggle to be the perfect husband didn't go so leka this week and it's entirely my fault. Feeling leka *** today tbh.

F..k that I have long since given up on that. I will be an OK husband because what I get in return is an OK wife.

 

[Splinter]

And I think some people overrate their own dumps. If you're comfortable with breathing deep with the whiff of other people's dung in the air, you have bigger issues lol. Turds stink, no matter how healthy your diet. And what stinks is usually opinion, but honestly, to make a stink over someone else's bowel movements is pushing the envelope a bit far... time to MYOB lol. Now if they don't flush or do it in a corner or the pot plant... that's another story!

This is a lighthearted thread, and some peoples poo stinks bad - much badder than the rest .

But yes - the non-flushing thing.

Although it's the folk who pee (and don't flush) and splatter that seem to be far more prevalent. They truly do irritate me.

 

[CamiKaze]

Narcissistic people

 

[Rouxenator]

Narcissistic people

I dunno hey, they are pretty entertaining.

 

[Willie Trombone]

Narcissistic people

I dunno hey, they are pretty entertaining.

+1, particularly the ones who think their turds smell of roses :crylaugh: