Things that irritate you.....

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People at burger King standing at the collection counter instead of standing 1 meter from it therefore blocking the customers when their number is called.
 
Colleagues that don't even attempt to shield the snot from their sneezes! Makes me feel dirty... And there are at least 2 of them.
 
Ho3n3r said:
Colleagues that don't even attempt to shield the snot from their sneezes! Makes me feel dirty... And there are at least 2 of them.
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Snotklap them and then proceed to tell them how disappointed in them you are.
 
Telemarketers trying to guilt me in to buying their crap.

Them: But what happens if you die? Who will pay for your funeral?
Me: My family?
Them: Funerals are expensive, so you would expect your family to pay for a coffin, tombstone and the funeral service?
Me: They can cremate me, it is cheaper, or they can just leave me at the morgue and the state can deal with me.
Them: And how will they remember you?
Me: Nobody will visit my grave after a few years anyway. Waste of time and money.
Them: Puts phone down.

Them: So what happens if a loved-one gets hijacked?
Me: I am the only one that uses my car.
Them: This is South Africa, it is very dangerous. What happens if they hijack you? How will people find you?
Me: I will deal with that when it happens.
Them: So you aren't worried about your own safety?
Me: Nobody wants the car I drive, so I feel pretty safe.
Them: Puts the phone down.
 
thestaggy said:
Telemarketers trying to guilt me in to buying their crap.

Them: But what happens if you die? Who will pay for your funeral?
Me: My family?
Them: Funerals are expensive, so you would expect your family to pay for a coffin, tombstone and the funeral service?
Me: They can cremate me, it is cheaper, or they can just leave me at the morgue and the state can deal with me.
Them: And how will they remember you?
Me: Nobody will visit my grave after a few years anyway. Waste of time and money.
Them: Puts phone down.

Them: So what happens if a loved-one gets hijacked?
Me: I am the only one that uses my car.
Them: This is South Africa, it is very dangerous. What happens if they hijack you? How will people find you?
Me: I will deal with that when it happens.
Them: So you aren't worried about your own safety?
Me: Nobody wants the car I drive, so I feel pretty safe.
Them: Puts the phone down.
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You have commendable patience.
 
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If you drive a fancy new car and can not set up the Bluetooth and hang on to the bottom of your steering wheel like a piece of biltong clenching your cell phone between your ear and shoulder that looks like a neck cramp that would make the hunk squeel like a girl, please take the car back to the dealership you are too stupid to be behind the steering wheel of a motor vehicle.

It's Bluetooth not rocket science.
 
Mila said:
AGAIN:

If you drive a fancy new car and can not set up the Bluetooth and hang on to the bottom of your steering wheel like a piece of biltong clenching your cell phone between your ear and shoulder that looks like a neck cramp that would make the hunk squeel like a girl, please take the car back to the dealership you are too stupid to be behind the steering wheel of a motor vehicle.

It's Bluetooth not rocket science.
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The Bluetooth setup in my Toyota is not intuitive at all. And I should know this stuff.
 
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