Things that irritate you.....

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Flippit okes, you really don't make it easy for me...

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Rouxenator said:
So there is this MILF that moved in across the road. She is 40, has three kids and initially I did not think much of her, but the more we chat the more I like her. It's just I'm not sure what she thinks of me. She came round the other day while I was folding laundry, it was hot and I had my shirt off, she described it as "oulik". :confused:
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Its like estate agents saying"its a cute place" which means it's ****ing small.
 
I see myBB never fails to disappoint. A good roasting is what I can expect when I act like me around these here parts...
 
Look, shes married and she works in the wedding industry which could indicate that shes really into the whole marriage thing so I doubt she will suck on your ball but hey, nothing wrong with staying "oulik" while standing there with a limp wrist folding washing.
 
Rouxenator said:
I see myBB never fails to disappoint. A good roasting is what I can expect when I act like me around these here parts...
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Well if your wife finds out you're ogling the neighbour-lady, your parts will definitely get a good roasting!
 
Aye, the sober truth, delivered like that makes more than just my wrist limp.

Let me lament my predicament through whinny posts on this here fine forum :whistle:

Edit : My wife knows, and told me to please not f...k things up because her kids and my kid play over at each others houses all the time. Pity us adults can't have that.
 
Joke is done once, it's funny. Twice, sometimes even better.
The 44th time? Irritating.
 
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