Things that please you...

Fit young Sporty types that Gym and look after their diets that keel over with a heart attack before they turn 34 after they have lectured all the fat bastards on how unhealthy they are living.....

OooH! Look at me! Look at me..... I had somebody do this to me today! "Now don;t you go home and eat pork chops for supper Morty!"
:mad:
 
Mortymoose said:
Fit young Sporty types that Gym and look after their diets that keel over with a heart attack before they turn 34 after they have lectured all the fat bastards on how unhealthy they are living.....

OooH! Look at me! Look at me..... I had somebody do this to me today! "Now don;t you go home and eat pork chops for supper Morty!"
:mad:
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I cooked a whole beef tongue last night and devoured it all last night and this morning for breakfast.

I'm proooouuud!!!
 
Mortymoose said:
Fit young Sporty types that Gym and look after their diets that keel over with a heart attack before they turn 34 after they have lectured all the fat bastards on how unhealthy they are living.....

OooH! Look at me! Look at me..... I had somebody do this to me today! "Now don;t you go home and eat pork chops for supper Morty!"
:mad:
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Dodged that one :p. I'll be 35 in 2 months. The only time I've been inside a gym, was when I signed up a 6 month contract, that I never went for :D.
 
When you have a huge turd and you have to concentrate to get your o-ring to cooperate and let the log be squeezed out without it breaking in half and your bowels feel completely empty. And if you wipe the first time and it's clean - that's pleasing.
 
Mortymoose said:
Fit young Sporty types that Gym and look after their diets that keel over with a heart attack before they turn 34 after they have lectured all the fat bastards on how unhealthy they are living.....

OooH! Look at me! Look at me..... I had somebody do this to me today! "Now don;t you go home and eat pork chops for supper Morty!"
:mad:
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Wait, his/her death pleases you?
 
cn@ said:
When you have a huge turd and you have to concentrate to get your o-ring to cooperate and let the log be squeezed out without it breaking in half and your bowels feel completely empty. And if you wipe the first time and it's clean - that's pleasing.
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Always take wet-wipes with you. I do that everyday after we had our scrum stand-up. So pleasing to wipe your ass and have it smell pretty at the same time.
 
Rouxenator said:
Always take wet-wipes with you. I do that everyday after we had our scrum stand-up. So pleasing to wipe your ass and have it smell pretty at the same time.
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Wet-wipes polishes your ass until it is squeeky clean. Just make sure to thrust your finger in the wet-wipe up your ass to make sure that your innards are also clean. Because you never know what might happen tomorrow. You might get into a car accident and at the hospital the doctor might want to do an anal inspection. Or even worse, you only sustained light injuries but the female nurse wants to administer a voltaren suppository. You can't have a dirty ass in that situation.
 
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