Things that please you...

McT said:
Ultramel vanilla custard :love:
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It is pretty good and it actually took me 8 years in SA to discover that it's the cousin of a french custard from Danone I was missing (true story).

Though the French one is less sweet and therefore has my preference.



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f2wohf said:
I can't convince myself to trust financial guys
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Then stockmarket isn't the place for you

I'm approximately 100x more scared of the market collapsing in spectacular fashion than shenanigans at the broker.

I seem to recall that TD Intl / Internaxx is covered by netherland's protection scheme if that helps.
 
HavocXphere said:
Then stockmarket isn't the place for you

I'm approximately 100x more scared of the market collapsing in spectacular fashion than shenanigans at the broker.

I seem to recall that TD Intl / Internaxx is covered by netherland's protection scheme if that helps.
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My main savings vehicle since I'm 19 has been the stock market but I'm 100% buy and hold looking for slaughtered companies and cyclical lows, investing solely based on fundamentals (Graham or Buffet like basically). I'm not scared of variations at all since my horizon is in decades.

But I have three rules, I don't invest in businesses too good to be true (a Steinhoff was fitting that category) or that I don't understand (banks and insurers) and I diversify enough so that no stocks gets in excess of 5% of my portfolio (to avoid black swans).

Unlike you, I actually check my stocks about once a month and have a spreadsheet with a price target of my preys with a maximum buying price, when one hits the buying price, I buy. It's as automatized and unemotional as it can get.

Same with brokers, I diversify the risk. :)
 
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Ho3n3r said:
Any nice places to get that? Sounds amazing.
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Nice small portion at Burger King. Only 5 slices of Jalapeno but they infuse the cheese sauce with jalapenos. The cheese sauce is to die for! You finish it feeling not too guilty. Want lots of jalapenos - Steers cheesy chips with extra Jalapenos. But ask for extra cheese as they are stingy af!! Very generous with the jalapenos though! But you end up feeling like a greedy guts - but there are times when one can live with the guilt.
 
KT-B said:
Nice small portion at Burger King. Only 5 slices of Jalapeno but they infuse the cheese sauce with jalapenos. The cheese sauce is to die for! You finish it feeling not too guilty. Want lots of jalapenos - Steers cheesy chips with extra Jalapenos. But ask for extra cheese as they are stingy af!! Very generous with the jalapenos though! But you end up feeling like a greedy guts - but there are times when one can live with the guilt.
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Holy cow! Getting that for lunch tomorrow. Would like it today, but as today's eating schedule is already really full(office people making bunnychows, and making lasagna tonight), I think I'll stay away from going full-on heart attack for at least another day.

In Centurion I don't trust the Steers at all, none of them, so I'll go for the Burger King.
 
Ho3n3r said:
Holy cow! Getting that for lunch tomorrow. Would like it today, but as today's eating schedule is already really full(office people making bunnychows, and making lasagna tonight), I think I'll stay away from going full-on heart attack for at least another day.

In Centurion I don't trust the Steers at all, none of them, so I'll go for the Burger King.
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The drive-thru at mall@reds is good and the one at Bluevalley mall is good too. Don't use the others.
 
Some more bliss with wasting the time of spammers.

The Office Of The Western Union
And Money Gram Money Transfer,
Agata Porto Novo, Republic Du
Benin. Phone number +229 69384527

Attention Please: Dear Beneficiary

YOUR FUNDS OF $5.8 MILLION US DOLLARS FROM MONEY GRAM MONEY TRANSFER

I’m Mr.Robert Vincent the new Manager of Western Union and Money Gram Money Transfer Financial Bank Republic Du Benin and I resumed on this office on the 31st of MAY 2018 and On going through the files of the previous records of this office, I discovered that there was unpaid funds ($5.8 Million Us Dollars) Five Millions Eight Hundred Thousand United State Dollars attached with an email address of the owner on it and it was ATM PAYMENT CARD to be sent to you through Western Union or Money Gram Money Transfer Payment and now we have arranged your payment of ($5.8 Million Us Dollars) Five Millions Eight Hundred Thousand United State Dollars,Your payment will be sending to you by Western Union or Money Gram,the amount you will be receiving per day is $5000.00 The minister trust funds of Benin Republic will send you the currently standards track details you need to pick up your first payment of ($5000.00) payment by Western Union or Money Gram Money Transfer Office and If you found this message in your spam folder, it could be due to your Internet Service Provider, ISP. So move to your inbox before your reply.

You will be receiving the sum of $5000.00 every day until you received your total funds of $5.8 Million United State Dollars,now no need to send you this ATM Card any more because you can not be able to withdraw all the money on the ATM Card due to the ATM Master Card contain large Money. The director administrator trust funds have already signed your payment, now you are free to comply with Western Union Payment Office on this Tel: +229 69384527 However,
kindly contact the below person who is in position to release your payment to you by Western Union or Money Gram and you will be receiving the sum of $5000.00 per a day until your total funds of $5.8 Million Us Dollars is been completely paid to you. Contact the person below for the release of your funds

Mr.John Williams
Western Union and Money Gram Department Financial Bank Republic Du Benin,
Tel: +229 69384527
email: [email protected]

The financial western union Payment center has been mandated to issue out your payment and you have to stop any further communication with any other person(s) or office(s) to avoid any hitch in receiving your payment.Note that the administrator payment need this details from you to process with your payment:

YOUR FULL NAME.......................... ..............................
YOUR AGE......................... .............................. .......
YOUR POSTAL/HOME ADDRESS....................... ........................
YOUR SEX........................... .............................. ......
YOUR COUNTRY....................... .............................. ......
YOUR STATE......................... .............................. ......
YOUR CITY.......................... .............................. ......
YOUR OCCUPATION.................... .............................. ......
YOUR MOBILE PHONE NUMBER........................
YOUR SCAN COPY OF YOUR IDENTITY PASSPORT OR ID CARD OR DRIVER LENIENCE
YOUR TEXT QUESTION AND TEXT ANSWER........................ .............

Regards,
Mr. Robert Vincent
[email protected]
MY PHONE IS +229 69384527
Western Union and Money Gram Department
Financial Bank Republic Du Benin,
This is our conduct code(MG/BC/229
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Hello Mr Williams,

Top of the morning to yé. I have received your electronic communiqué
and am responding to it posté hasté, ergo vis-a-vis, concordantly,
right now. In all fairness the small change of $5000.00 per day might
come in handy. T'was my oldé grand pappé whom once said such small
change should be prudently applied on life's small joys such as a
packet of fags or crisps.

YOUR FULL NAME. Arthur McFlannelpants
YOUR AGE. 55 (might not have enough days to get all $58m in my life time.
YOUR POSTAL/HOME ADDRESS. 744 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield, Springs,
Gauteng, South Africa
YOUR SEX. 2 twice a month
YOUR OCCUPATION. Pielevleg
YOUR MOBILE PHONE NUMBER. 072 824 3753

Godspeed Mr Manager.


Greetings,

I know you will be surprised to get my email. Apart from being surprised you may be hesitant to reply based on what is happening in the world of the internet. One has to be very careful due to the amount of scammers that are out there looking to take advantage of innocent citizens. However, I am not one of these people. My name is Capt. Rivera. and I was a member of the US ARMY medical team deployed to Iraq and then later transferred to Afghanistan.

I am looking for a trust worthy individual who will assist me in receiving some funds for me. I am requesting this individual to hold onto the cash until I arrive safely back to retrieve them.

As soon as I hear back I will work out the finer details.
Best Regards
Capt. Rivera
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Greetings Capitan Rivera,

It is with great surprise indeed that I receive your email. What
region do you initially hail from? Personally I am from Côte d'Azur,
the French Riviera on the Mediterranean. Your request to receive funds
is intriguing to me, what kind of funds are we talking about there and
what means of transfer? Also in connection with what are you gaining
access to the funds?

If you can give me clarity on that I will greatly appreciate in
helping you - in exchange for the same help from your side. You see, I
have recently been implicated in the murder of my brother and until
the investigation has gone cold I am unable to receive his money. My
brother was a wealthy man but I did not like cut of his jib so I did
away with him. If you can assist me as being the beneficiary of his
funds I will exchange the same favour to you.

Kind regards,
Professor Côte d'Azur


NOTIFICATION OF YOUR PAYMENT VIA ATM VISA CARD

This is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract file Presently
on my desk, Your ATM VISA CARD of $10.500.000.00 USD has been approved.
And was deposited with DHL Delivery Company this morning for registration,
And we agreed up that the delivery of Your $10.500.000.00 Million USD ATM
Package will take off tomorrow morning . So contact with your full info
Where your ATM VISA CARD will be delivered to,

(1) Full name---------
(2) Mobile Number:--------------
(3) Country of origin:--------
(4) Your Current delivery address:----
(5) Occupation/ age/ sex-----
(6) City -------------------
(7) Nearest Airport------------------

Urgent get back to us today with your full address where your ATM card
Will be delivered to because i will not be in the office next week.
The amount in your Card is US10.500.000.00 Million and your Pin code is:
(9106).

Remain blessed as I'll be looking forward to receiving your immediate
response.

Regards,
MR.BEN MARK
Email: [email protected]
Regular Mail Post Office Cotonou Benin.
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What a coinkydink, I just got a bill for that exact amount to
re-upholster my wife's uterus. Quite a big amount indeed purely for
the bragging rights to say she has a fancy vagina. So let us proceed
and get me those funds posté hasté.

You can send the card to me, Arthur McFlannelpants, mobile 072 824 3753 in
Botswana. I am without a job at the moment and am based in Gaborones.

I do have a question though, if you know the PIN how can I be sure the
money on the ATM is safe?

Address DHL International Benin, Lot No. 23 Patte D'Oie 03 BP 2147,Cotonou,Benin Republic.
CONTACT EMAIL:([email protected])

Attn Dear customer Paul Roux,

We received your message regarding your ATM VISA CARD which has been deposited in our office,
this is to notify you that your ATM VISA CARD is ready and you will have a smooth delivery of
your ATM VISA CARD to your door step.

For your information we need your physical address you desire the delivery to be made to avoid
wrong delivery and secondly the only delay concerning how to deliver your ATM CARD is our
official delivery fee, therefore, you are required to send to us the official delivery fee of
$75.00 only, which is the only thing that delay you to receive your package through our service.

In view of this development, you are requested to immediately offset the official delivery fee
via Western Union Money Transfer through the dhl company payment receiving office stated below.

Receiver Name====ERIC GODSON
Country ========= Benin Republic
Zip Code=== 00229
City ============Cotonou
Text Question ===== yes
Answer ========== now
Amount ======== $75.00
Sender Name ====
Mtcn ====

Send the MTCN Number to this office for the money to be picked up.Be informed that your delivery
will be made to your address within 24hours of our confirmation of this payment.

Regards,
MR. BEN MARK
Director DHL,
Postman, Regular Mail Post Office Cotonou Benin
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Good job sir., I am happy to see your response.

The funds on the card is a god send gift to me at this time, as I told
you in my prior email it need it to pay for the hospital to
re-upholster my wife's uterus so that she too has a fancy vagina.
What I need you to do it is use the ATM card and PIN code you have and
withdraw the sum of $75.00 only from the card prior to sending it to
me.

Please let me know once you have done that.
 
Rouxenator said:
Some more bliss with wasting the time of spammers.



Hello Mr Williams,

Top of the morning to yé. I have received your electronic communiqué
and am responding to it posté hasté, ergo vis-a-vis, concordantly,
right now. In all fairness the small change of $5000.00 per day might
come in handy. T'was my oldé grand pappé whom once said such small
change should be prudently applied on life's small joys such as a
packet of fags or crisps.

YOUR FULL NAME. Arthur McFlannelpants
YOUR AGE. 55 (might not have enough days to get all $58m in my life time.
YOUR POSTAL/HOME ADDRESS. 744 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield, Springs,
Gauteng, South Africa
YOUR SEX. 2 twice a month
YOUR OCCUPATION. Pielevleg
YOUR MOBILE PHONE NUMBER. 072 824 3753

Godspeed Mr Manager.




Greetings Capitan Rivera,

It is with great surprise indeed that I receive your email. What
region do you initially hail from? Personally I am from Côte d'Azur,
the French Riviera on the Mediterranean. Your request to receive funds
is intriguing to me, what kind of funds are we talking about there and
what means of transfer? Also in connection with what are you gaining
access to the funds?

If you can give me clarity on that I will greatly appreciate in
helping you - in exchange for the same help from your side. You see, I
have recently been implicated in the murder of my brother and until
the investigation has gone cold I am unable to receive his money. My
brother was a wealthy man but I did not like cut of his jib so I did
away with him. If you can assist me as being the beneficiary of his
funds I will exchange the same favour to you.

Kind regards,
Professor Côte d'Azur




What a coinkydink, I just got a bill for that exact amount to
re-upholster my wife's uterus. Quite a big amount indeed purely for
the bragging rights to say she has a fancy vagina. So let us proceed
and get me those funds posté hasté.

You can send the card to me, Arthur McFlannelpants, mobile 072 824 3753 in
Botswana. I am without a job at the moment and am based in Gaborones.

I do have a question though, if you know the PIN how can I be sure the
money on the ATM is safe?



Good job sir., I am happy to see your response.

The funds on the card is a god send gift to me at this time, as I told
you in my prior email it need it to pay for the hospital to
re-upholster my wife's uterus so that she too has a fancy vagina.
What I need you to do it is use the ATM card and PIN code you have and
withdraw the sum of $75.00 only from the card prior to sending it to
me.

Please let me know once you have done that.
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How are these guys still going?
 
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