Things that please you...

[Rouxenator]

Welcome to the 21st century

My wife has a PhD but I still call her whatever I like.

 

[satanboy]

My wife has a PhD but I still call her whatever I like.

Arrest this man!

 

[The_Mowgs]

My wife has a PhD but I still call her whatever I like.

Do you really call your wife, "Hey, whatever I like, lets go bang"? Do people not stare at you funny in public.

/I will let myself out now.

 

[Rouxenator]

No man, what kind of creep do you take me for?! I wink at her with this rapey face en softly whisper "Wil jy naai?".

 

[ArmatageShanks]

No man, what kind of creep do you take me for?! I wink at her with this rapey face en softly whisper "Wil jy naai?".

I'd pay to see that

 

[flarkit]

Colleagues who should have their own stand-up show

 

[Creag]

SpaceX

 

[Creag]

Coffee. Hot. Black. Some sugar.

 

[Rouxenator]

Don't ask me how I found it, but I found this post and the level of Afrikaans swearing in it, what beautiful language abuse is this. So good I have tear in my eyes. skim through the top until you reach "Ok mense, dis maar een artikel wat wys watse dom fokken hoer **** Gretha Wiid is." https://mcbrolloks.wordpress.com/2011/04/04/gretha-wiid-is-n-dom-fokken-****/

 

[ArmatageShanks]

Anytime any occasion, perfection:

 

[Ghoster79]

My wife has a PhD but I still call her whatever I like.

Shouldn't you be the one in the relationship with the "PHD"

 

[cn@]

Shouldn't you be the one in the relationship with the "PHD"

Phuking huge dick???

 

[lord-of-war]

Don't ask me how I found it, but I found this post and the level of Afrikaans swearing in it, what beautiful language abuse is this. So good I have tear in my eyes. skim through the top until you reach "Ok mense, dis maar een artikel wat wys watse dom fokken hoer **** Gretha Wiid is." https://mcbrolloks.wordpress.com/2011/04/04/gretha-wiid-is-n-dom-fokken-****/

Fok die maak my dag: “Ok mense, dis maar een artikel wat wys watse dom fokken hoer **** Gretha Wiid is. Jy kan nie hierdie kak self uitdink nie. Maar Gretha, die self aangewese seks expert van god, jesus en die heilige gees, wat al drie nie van **** hou nie, is aan die brand met haar heilige raad oor masturbasie en seks. Fok my!!!!! Hoekom luister ons mense na hierdie mal ****? Sy behoort in ‘n malhuis, nie in ons skole nie. Sy en een of ander dom **** Suid Afrikaanse sanger gaan van hoerskool tot hoerskool en vertel vir die meisies hulle mag nie met hulle koekies speel nie, en hulle kerels mag ook nie met hulle koekies speel nie. Dit laat liewe jesus huil. Fok my!!!!! Die mal fokken ****!!!!”

Afrikaans is so mooi taal.

 

[EMAM]

Silent revenge

 

[The_Mowgs]

Silent revenge

Like Chlamydia?

 

[FiestaST]

When it's your Birfday today ('85 model) & you can get early morning notification that you won R3k cash money from MyBB

 

[Rouxenator]

Epic timing....

 

[TribbleZA]

When it's your Birfday today ('85 model) & you can get early morning notification that you won R3k cash money from MyBB

Congrats - not sure if you saw that you were mentioned in the birthday thread

 

[FiestaST]

Congrats - not sure if you saw that you were mentioned in the birthday thread

I did. Thanks

 

[TribbleZA]

I did. Thanks

Hope it was good - well seeing you got 3k I guess it was